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Nice pics, Jeff; gorgeous 'bows!

I'm confused, Clive... Why would we need sheep AND wimmin??? That's just being greedy!

Nice fish, Hydroman. That brown's missing a pretty good chunk; was he healthy, otherwise?

Not much for prayin', but I'll be keeping a good thought for you & yours, Lynn.

Great pics, treeplanter! Thanks for that...

Nicely done, Jeremie; looking forward to seeing more pics from the surf...

Sorry to hear about your friend, Tex. Thanks for sharing & reminding us that's there a lot more to fishing than just catching fish....

Thanks, Drew; I've learned a few new things...

Nice! :bow: Awesome pics, dude; thanks for that!

Crikey! Noice broon! Well done, Gary.

Chunky Esox! From the Bow???

Got out with my bro' this morning. Got the usual mix of whites, 'bows & browns. Nice to meet forum member LittleMoodz on the water. Watched him land this 22" rainbow... LittleMoodz- The release... I was swinging & missing a bunch; was 0 for 5 at one point. Then I landed a 17" rainbow. A few minutes later I netted this 18.5" brown... Landed a white shortly after, then hooked & lost one more fish to finish 3 for 9. Not a bad batting average (.333) for a major league baseball player; crappy for a fisherman, though! :$*%&: My bro' also landed 3 fish- one of each, as well. The fish were full of piss & vinegar; the trout all went for some air. Fun day on the water!

" 9 Ft Rod For Wife " When I saw this thread title, I got very excited. My first thought was, "When can you drop off the rod & take my wife?" Then I read your post & realized you weren't offering a trade. Extremely sad now...

Sweet report; well done, fellas!!!

Whoa, dude... You just blew my freakin' mind!!!

Hope you had a great birthday, Lornce; all the best to you, sir!

It's not really a fair contest, is it? I mean, the ability to walk on water gives you a decided advantage over us mere mortals.... Welcome to the fray, Bill; howzabout you tell us a bit about yerself? Where do you fish? Tell us a fish story or somethin'... This place has been pretty dead during this cold snap; all the guys are sitting at home polishing their rods instead of fishing... Peace out! -Steve-

If you're looking for DRAFTING skills, avoid anyone who has ever worked for the Calgary Flames organization.... Andrew, I expect you will keep us updated on this project; hope you find exactly what you need!

Nice work, Dave! "To infinity.......and beyond!!!"

Dave, I work for Tim Horton's. I am in charge of awarding this particular prize. When would you like to collect your "kick in the balls"???

Why would they play the American anthem prior to a game between a Canadian team & a team from Quebec???

Sweet!!! Some great pics & frickin' gorgeous fish! Thanks for that...

Both teams(Flames & Oilers) are looking pretty good right now; probably woulda made for a fun game. Since I was in Edmonchuk yesterday, I actually watched the Oilers game. Figured it was game over when they went down 3-1 early in the third; then, young Mr. Hall put the team on his shoulders & scored 3 straight goals for the win! Good for him! Now, back to our regularly scheduled Flames thread... GO FLAMES GO!!!

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Costco." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping at Costco!

Great pics, Bandi! Love the underwater shot of that fat brown...