Believe it or not, a most excellent fellow brought that net all the way from new Zealand for me; got me a heckuva deal on it, too. 
I don't want to embarrass him by going on & on about what a phenomenal dude he is, so I won't say who it was; I'll just say that it was a Flyfishcalgary member. 
...and, I quoted him in this comment. 
...and, he's not dirty.  
  
 
  
You forgot about the knife blades on the cheeks. 
First one I ever caught sliced me open pretty good. 
he was delicious!