Holy crap on a cracker, Tex! Sorry about yer luck...
Of course, your misfortune is our gain here at FlyFishCalgary; thanks for the story.
Just for the record: maybe if you sat down & typed out a few more of your entertaining tales, Jared wouldn't have to come by & sabotage yer vehicles, just to force another one outta ya????
Good luck with the Ridgeline; sounds pretty sweet!