SteveM

Merrrry Chrrrristmas, Gorrrrdon! Och, mon, that's ma best Scottish burrrr! Hope Father Christmas treats you well! -SteveM-

If there's any Karma, Vick will be a receiver(doggie-style); definitely won't be a tight-end when he gets out!

It is Christmas, Don; why not splurge on a nice present for yourself?

Thought I'd take a moment to wish a happy, healthy Christmas to all forum members. Hope we all can get through the hustle, bustle and stress that comes with the season & just enjoy time with family & friends. Speaking of friends: thanks to FFC for the opportunity to make some new friends & fishin' buddies. 'Twas great meeting people like Glenbow, Rickr, Lonefisher, Max, Osprey, Toolman & Fishfreak this past year. Looking forward to meeting more of y'all in the future. All the best, Steve

Hey, Taco, do you know the definition of "merkin"? Oddly enough, it's a "pubic wig for women"; can't really imagine that there's a high demand for those! "Y'know what would be great, honey? If it looked like you had Sideshow Bob's head between your legs; here, put this on!" And that's why I smile whenever someone refers to our Southern neighbours as "Merkins"!

...and drive a $24 000 jetboat!

Y'know what your problem is? You're worthless and weak!!!

Instinct? I think not. I think some wiseacre took a picture of some trout being dumped INTO a pond. Then he thought to himself," I wonder if anyone would be gullible enough to believe these fish are escaping from the pond by jumping up into this pipe?" Then Birchy saw the article & thought to himself," I wonder if anyone would be gullible enough to believe that I believe this?" Then I saw Birchy's posting & thought to myself," I don't believe anyone would believe that Birchy would believe that anyone would believe that Birchy believes this !" Unbelievable!!!

My bad, Weedy; should have said "enjoyed". Or maybe he had a D-ring installed to help hold that thang up!

Then there's the Jamaican who has "WENDY" tattoed on his thang, but when he gets excited, it reads : "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON, HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR STAY"

Now, a coupla piercings, & you can hang your drying patch & forceps from your nipples!

Weedy, I don't care what everybody else says about you- I think you're way too funny! Keep it up, my friend. Maybe you & Rusty could have a cooking section on the forum?

"only 3/4th's of the original band" Wow! Can you imagine the coverage if they had somehow brought back the fourth member?

AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER! MMMMMMMM....BANANA BREAD!!!!

Good to know that it's not just us guys taking matters into our own hands.

Any port in a storm, is that how it works? Remember: don't ask, don't tell!

Rick, dude, you REALLY need to get fishin'!! Be careful, Glen; I think he's just interested in your "outback", if ya know what I mean, eh? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

SWEEEEET!!!! Wicked broonie, Glen; good on ya, brutha!

Instant classic!

And Brent gets off a good one......

Naw, man, he done found a pretty sheep; if he can teach her to cook, he'll marry her!

Just curious; didja hafta kill that sucka 9 times?

BTW,Hawgstoppah, does BC refer to British Columbia, or "Before Christ"? I don't think there were any regs over 2000 years ago.

In B.C., even Jesus Christ himself has to pay the $20 classified water fee!

Did they kinda look like Bono?