Funny stuff, Brian!
Here's another one:
A little old lady goes to a plastic surgeon with an inquiry. Before she tells him what work she wants done, she swears him to secrecy;
she'll only get it done if no one else ever knows. He assures her that it will never leave his office, so she tells him,"I want to have sex
with my boyfriend at the home, but I have an embarrassing problem. I don't want him to see my saggy, old vagina the way it is; my
labia are so stretched, I'm afraid all the Viagra in the world won't keep the poor dear erect!"
"I can fix that",says the doctor,"and, it'll just be between you and me. A little trimming, and your vagina will look 18 again."
She gets the surgery, and wakes up in the recovery room afterwards; the first thing she sees are 3 vases full of roses on the table.
Just then, the doctor walks in, and she yells at him,"Who the hell are those flowers from? No one was supposed to know about this!"
The doctor says,"Calm down, dear; I can explain. The first bouquet is from me, to thank you for trusting me with such a delicate
surgery. The second is from my nurse; she assisted me, and felt for you, as she had the same operation herself. And the third bouquet
is from a man on the burn unit, thanking you for his new ears."