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OK...this much I know: Dave is lying and he has no idea what is about to happen to him. Darren is cool as a cucumber and still has his sense of humour which means he got regular sex throughout the pregnancy. Therefore, my prediction is thus (just give me my prize now and let's do away with all the formalities): Dave: a baby with no penis, just like her daddy. I've seen his lovely girlfriend's belly - it's a girl fer sure. I'm gonna say April 22nd. April 18th is a good day though - that's my son's birthday - we could have fun future birthday parties together. Darren: I have also seen his wife's tummy and I say girl as well. But she's gonna be more laid back and cajjjjj like her dad and come out on her own sweet time - I say May 8th. Both ladies are very lovely and uber-pregnant cute. You won't get this unless your a woman or a dad-to-be.

Since all Mexican folk sleep in hammocks every night of their lives, I bought one from Mexico. Doesn't help you, but I'd have no problem sleeping in it. In fact I have - passing out still counts as sleeping.

My nose piercing does nothing for my cell phone reception or my ability to make it stop ringing. Nobody will ever convince me that getting a Prince Albert is a way to improve their hearing.

I need a few questions answered first before I guess: 1. Have either of the ladies dropped yet? And, if so, when. 2. Have either had Braxton Hicks yet? If so, when did they start 3. Have either lost their mucous plug? (don't be all grossed out and indignant - you all know what it is) 4. Have either started doing an amazing amount of cleaning and/or baking and asking for sex on a more frequent basis (this is called nesting in case you didn't know). 5. Is your nursery ready? 6. Do you have a bag packed? 7. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being "very f**king"....how freaked out are you? I think that should do it for now. Honest answers to these questions will help me win this contest hands down.

60 BUCKS???????????????????? Last time we fished it was $45! Anyone know the price range last year between the different companies? How many are out there now?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Hope your all gonna get out there and get you're party on in the white stuff today. Its you're last chance to make snowmen....well....propably not....this is Alberta and supposably we'll get a couple of more dumps of snow to welcome spring.

I'm kinda hoping, in light of the fact that we plan to fish the *hit outta the Bow this year, that the cost of shuttles goes down. Surely they can't go up this year.....

Gentlemen....OF COARSE it was LOL

Ummmm....if you can't spell Grammer then you shouldn't be in charge of grammar. Maybe we should make you the spelling police. Oh wait....reference earlier sentence.

OH MY GOD. FINALLY somebody is willing to raise the taboo subject of grammar!!! And this is one of my biggest pet grammar peeves of all time!!!! If I get one more email from a supposedly "educated" adult who writes "hope your doing well", I'm gonna go grammatically insane. Thanks Dave....my day is a better one because of you're post.

BBT.....you do know the initiation to new moderatorship right?( A quick romp on my heart shaped bed!!!) mod edit Grape juice, Babybels and letting Dave outfish you on the Bow. Hmmm...looks like you just have to cough up the juice and cheese.

Man.....if their standards are that low, then I'm a shoe-in for Mother's Day.

Boy I'm with ya there....

I had a 2000 B4000 rated to tow the same weight. I don't care what the specs say, it's a crock unless you're towing on flat pavement. We hooked our old 19 foot lite trailer up and towed it around the block for giggles. That's as far as it got. Tent trailer or small boler is it man - for both the engine and the suspension. You'd need a tranny cooler too. Tent trailer is the way you want to go as much as it sucks.

I once crashed my motorcycle into the side of a car, going about 20 kms/hour in front of a group of about 15 people. My dog eats my other dog's poo and I've now become obsessed about picking up dog poo 10 times a day. That's it...that's all I've got. I need to dig deeper. I'll be back.

Our retirement plans factor in Hundred Mile House or Littlefort B.C. Choice of great rivers or lakes to fish. Beautiful country, almost no people. I can't wait.

I didn't know they let my mother out of the nursing home. Guess I was at work and missed the call.

I'm the envy of all the neighbourhood moms right now....it's good to have a son who works for Tim Hortons. Even though I hate their coffee, their cruellers are the shite and I intend to perfect the Crueller Casting Technique....the double haul with one hand while licking your fingers on the other. Watch and learn boys.

AHA! So you're the friend I lost today. It's a sad day for us Crackbooker's. Sorry to see you deactivate....but you never poked me back either so what good were ya LOL. I think you and Clive are the same way....actually Mike too. I think I use his Facebook page more than he does hahahahahahaha

Max kinda looks like Beaver Cleaver when he was younger. What a cutie

Hey 420 - I didn't know Radar O'Reilly was in your paintball gang - he's the guy right beside you right? LOL

Well speaking of cops, this bad story kind of has a good ending for me. A couple of days ago, Hayden was walking up the street and a couple of kids (one of whom he works with) confronted him and the other kid (a kid in grade 12 we think) sucker punched him. Broke his glasses, gave him a cut under his eye and a black eye. We called the cops to file a complaint (with no intention of pressing charges) but just wanted the cop to go and talk to this kid to keep it from escalating and to let him know that if this happened again, he'd be taken away to jail and charged with assault. When the cop came to our place to get Hayden's statement, he was very nice and told Hayden he was doing the right thing - take a stand, don't cave to the violence, report something when it needs to be etc. etc. At the end of it all, Hayden was so nice and said "thank you for your time officer" and the cop looked at me and said "you've raised a good kid - keep doing what you're doing". And so - this has allowed me to put things into perspective a bit better. Ya...the reports cards are painful and ya the video games and chores and all that stuff drive me crazy, but I'm not the mother who is getting "that" phone call about her son - and I don't think I ever will be...knock on wood. So he could be much worse - and I'm grateful that he's not. 6 foot 2 and 180 pounds and a gentle soul so far. He could have fought back - Lord knows I would have. But he chose not to and to do the right thing. Sometimes kids really surprise ya.

Thank you kind gentlemen. In thinking it over, I think I'm probably overanalyzing too much - I mean...it's really all about getting that brain to arm connection going and if I already know how to do it, I should be able to figure it out again, right? That being said, I have some WICKED bad habits so maybe a little coaching isn't a bad idea. Regardless of what I do, I will be taking 420's advice no matter what And with regards to the spey rod - as much as I think I'd like to try it, allow me to translate what Mike said in a more...er....censored manner. Spey rod + boat + Lynn = certain death by line asphyxiation her and those within casting reach....so NO. He's very kind to me, really.

The delightful news from my doctor this morning about my casting arm not showing any signs or progress of healing was met with much delight today. Or not. She said it's going to be at least another 4-5 months before it will get back to normal (lesson here: if you break a bone and they tell you they aren't going to cast it, get a second opinion....seriously). So....I'm thinking I might have to teach myself or learn to cast with my left arm if I'm to be fishing this spring like I hope to be. So....have you taught yourself to cast with your opposite arm or is it worthy to be taught all over again? I know the "mechanics" of casting but will I be able to figure it out with practice? I know how to write with right hand, but I can't write anything legible with my left to save my life so I'm kinda wondering if it's the same thing.

No yer not. You just need to spend some quality time with it and talk to it gently. Crackbook is awesome.