LynnF

By the way, LE isn't dumb. He's just numb and lost all sensitivity towards humans due to years of marriage.

This other break brought to you by ...... LYNN IS GOING TO MEXICO IN JANUARY Here's a taco for you bitches. Not our board taco, but a delicious one.

Ain't that the truth. Some people think just cuz they got big 4x4's that they can drive in anything. News flash....if I had a Smart Car, I'd drive better than Devlin - even after 12 beers. And I don't drink beer. Actually - I just wanted to bitch about the guy driving the big 3/4 ton on the Deerfoot today who weaved in and out of traffic going 50 k/hour just because he thought his big truck could. Those are the guys who cause accidents and who will be found in a ditch. Where's the cops when you need them.

Ooooooohhhhhh Dave and his big, bad Avalanche scare me. Me and my itty bitty baby SUV better stay at home.

So disappointing there Pee Acres. But kinda neat.

He'll die in prison. And he won't make it anywhere near 33 years either.

No more drugs - I can't stand the hallucinations. Free percoset to anyone who wants them. But I gotta tell ya...after Birchy's last laundry chute story I think I may need some Depends...I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I think we should call Birchy Slinky from now on. He's endured more physical hardships than most in his short life. Would explain so much too LOL

Sorry Sarah....I found both your misfortunes funny LOL You guys are hilarious. At the end of the day the human race really is a bunch of clumsy apes hahahaha

so expected. so predictable.

OMG birchy - I feel so much better about myself now LOL Anyone else care to share embarrassing stories that lead to physical injury? Nows a good time.

OMG BBT....I don't know if it's the percoset or the pain or the lack of sleep but I laughed so hard I cried at that video. I had to watch it again.....she sounded remarkably like me when I dove. Thanks for that. Ass LOL

Thanks guys. Just a little bust...midline fracture of the radius for those of you who are medically inclined. Tell ya what though....if you ever want to plow through 45 people in Rockyview Emerg at midnight, just tell 'em you broke a bone. In and out in 2 hours with Percoset in hand - in good hand that is. No cast, but if it's not healed in 10 days I get to wear a lovely piece of arm-er to Mexico this year...so I'm gonna be a good girl. And now....for the funny part of the show.... Walking dog, big crack in sidewalk (no...not the normal crack....a big crater type crack), face first.....arm broke face plant...say no more. Thank God there was nobody around to witness the spectacle. I'm thinking of suing the city. Kidding. Sorta.

Ya....I think Clive wants to apologize for that. Apparently it's a gadget to help with bladder control. I got a lot of problems...but that aint one of them. Yet. I was gonna say something - I thought it looked more like a gynecological device. You guys squirming yet?

au contraire you beret-wearing bah humbug Christmas hater. I have asked for a new lawnmower. That doesn't look anything like a new lawnmower.

OMG Clive....did I laugh hard at that. FYI you dogs - my husband has NEVER been in the doghouse - you may all seek advice from him.

Never have I been so ashamed or so angry at the people that run the country that I live in and pay taxes in. I can't even put into words my disgust. These ****ing morons want nothing more than political power and don't give two shits about the people in this country that they'd be ****ing over. Liberals in bed with the Bloc - PET is rolling in his grave right now. The thought that that idiot Dion could be our next PM is absolutely sickening. I'm writing my letter. MJ better do what she's paid for and end this. What a joke. Right now I'd take an active part to have Alberta separate from the rest of the country. This is bullshit.

This is the perfect answer. I bought this used for my husband about 7 years ago. It's a double pedestal rolltop desk, but even a single pedestal will do the trick. Lots of drawers and shelves and the best part is that it closes and locks to keep prying fingers out. Faveri's Unpainted furniture has some nice ones that you can even finish yourself, but is probably more than you want to spend. Other than that check out kijiji and craigslist and buysell.com for some - you can find some sweet deals out there if you're in the right place at the right time. Here's a pic of Mike's - he loves it.

Dave has bigger boobs than Polegrl. He's confusing that with fish.

Your girlfriend is a lucky, lucky woman.

AHA! Now I know who Polegrl is! She so owns you D....everywhere. Us girls are burnin' ya up everywhere you turn!!!

That's awesome....nice job. Just goes to show ya that poachers come in all shapes and sizes....even nice ones.

Awesome job Rick - well done! And the stache didn't turn out too bad after all. I'm kinda partial to pornstaches but you rock yours pretty good

I vote for the chat room. I type 102 wpm and can take 6 of you on at once without skipping a key.

I worked for someone who almost died in a riptide, but thankfully he was a lifeguard when he was younger and knew what to do to get back to shore safely. He said he was knee deep in water when he got sucked out so you don't even have to be swimming - you could just be walking in the water. But usually when there's been reports of riptides they put notices on the beaches. Who knows...all I know is that I"m leaving for Mexico (PDC - Riviera side) in under 2 months and I ain't worried one friggin' bit. I feel badly for those 2 people but I wouldn't be jumping to any conclusions about their demise until something more comes out - if it does. It's unfortunate and tragic no matter what.

I heard on the radio that they got caught in a Riptide.