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Taco

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  1. It's one fish in possession, nothin' in the rulebook about having to quit fissin. I'd just gut it, kick anyone who makes fishkillin' comments firmly in the nuts, put it on ice back in the parkin' lot and continue on fissin'. Should be good eatin' considerin' the cold water and the scuds.
  2. Downhole tool design slow these days?? Looks pretty damn cool though.. keep us updated Hoss
  3. Donny puts 100+ days a yr on his toon and rows like he's pullin' a wake boarder... just sayin'
  4. All I know for sure is that I'm gonna make for a pretty gawdamned conservative dipper but given the range of candidates in my riding and the amount of change needed I really have no other options
  5. With a 36' head like it's got it better shoot a country mile. I prefer a line with a longer head/belly because I rollcast a lot and the ability to pop 50' of line in the air makes me happier than 36' would specially with the softer rods I've been usin' lately.
  6. Pelicans is da bomb and half the cost
  7. Something seems to have happened to Henningers last yr during the big rainfall incident. Couldn't find a fish in 4-5 hrs of tryin' the other day and other than a few tiny midges, no insects. Very poor visibility as well. At least McVinnie had plenty of scuds, backswimmers and lots of floating chironomid shucks. Just almighty christly cold. I wouldn't really know, haven't fished those little reservoirs much but McVinnie and Keenex Coulee had a helluva algal bloom in last July and Friday was my first kick at fishin' Henningers. I was gonna blame it on bein' a pisspoor fisherman.
  8. Probably before the next fill. I have no idea what the hell I'm payin', I never see the bill until the next month.
  9. s......................................l..................................................o...........................................................w Just spent the afternoon there and only a fat old dutchman in a brand new pontoon boat caught anything.......one, singular. Water's was so cold my balls tried to became ovaries.
  10. Yup! I ain't caught up to the old bugger yet.................thank christ. Happy Burfday Mr Schaupmeyer Sir!!
  11. Thanks Don They have a comment headed they're way, I believe Gold Creek holds the last remnant of pure strains in the entire Crowsnest River system.
  12. At what point can things not be changed ??? If you change things the american way, means anything up to poisoning streams.
  13. 15 foot 2x or 3x if you can find them. 12' will do. I just buy mine online, if I can find them on clearance I'm a happy camper
  14. I do like tippet rings on furled leaders.
  15. Nice build..... I ever tell you how much multi talented people irritate me??
  16. To be honest Mike, at the time and after a quick glance I thought it was a hybrid bull/brookie but it wasn't until I posted the pic here a couple yrs back that it was pointed out it was likely a brown/brookie cross.
  17. Sheit dawgs, we already have tigers troot down south. This is a wild stream fish that I caught about 8-9 yrs ago in a place where they ain't supposed to be
  18. Canadian---U.S. temperature conversion chart: 50 Fahrenheit (10 C) • Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians plant gardens. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) • Italian Cars won’t start • Canadians drive with the windows down 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) • American water freezes • Canadian water gets thicker. 0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C) • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. • Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C) • Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice. • Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) • Ethyl alcohol freezes. • Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg -459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C) • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. • Canadians start saying “cold, eh?” -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) • Hell freezes over. • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
  19. A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat ... As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston " He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba
  20. A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball. The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" so the man picks up the monkey and leaves. Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his butt, pulls it out then eats it. The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his butt then eat it?" The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size first"
  21. Not to tempt Mike again but I like easy and simple/ thanks all
  22. What I gotta go to a finer tippet when I float one past you Mike?
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