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A good time to kill the winter blues I think is to share a few funnies, and have a chuckle. So with this in mind, I will share one: Three older married men all die and are awaiting to be brought into Heaven via the Pearly gates., St Peter comes out and says " The good news is everyone will get a vehicle to drive around in heaven, however, the size and type of transportation will be based on your married relationship, and if you ever "fooled around" on your wife". The first guy is asked, " sir how many times did you fool around on your wife?' the man says" I NEVER fooled around on my wife EVER!!! We had a fantastic marriage of 40 years!" We were loving and truly a perfect couple!" St Peter says, "that is fantastic, here are the keys to a brand new Cadillac!" The man graciously accepts the keys and drives away in his caddy..... The second guy is asked the same question, "sir how many times did you fool around on your wife?" The man looks down and sheepishly says " We were married 35 years but I did have an affair in my fifth year of marriage, but my wife and I both went for counseling and church and have never looked back!" St Peter says "well I guess you made it right, and you having been loving ever since, so here a the keys to a Chevrolet!" The man accepts the keys and jumps in his Chev and drives off into heaven. The 3rd and final guy is up and is asked how many times he fooled around on his wife and he comes clean. "Well....I have to say I was married for 20 years and I don't believe that there wasn't a year go by that I didn't have a girlfriend on the side, throughout those times!' " I do feel bad, he goes on to say........... St peter says, " this is terrible!, here are the keys to a Volkswagen!" The man accepts and begins driving through Heaven when he comes across the first fellow (who had never fooled around on his wife). The Cadillac is parked on the side of the street and the man is crying uncontrollably. " Volkswagen guys says" hey, why you crying, you never fooled around on your wife, you have a beautiful Cadillac as a result, what's the matter?" Cadillac guy says" I just seen my wife and she is riding around on a SKATEBOARD!" Hope this gave you a chuckle! Looking for more! C'mon folks! Cheers Cgyguy