ladystrange

sounds like my (insert family relation)'s wife, the more food the better and dont even think about sex. yikes looks like a great day fishing. nice work

rye & coke with a lime wedge after a few, i dont even notice that my eyes feel like they've been rolled in the cat box and put back in

yeah, well, now that spring is here i'm not around much. they are usually asleep by the time i get home. wild kids I tell you. home at 730 and asleep at 9:15. i'm not ususally home until after 9 most nights. they dont disturb me much. besides she still lives at home with her parents so they cant go there. LOL i am considering charging her rent though. i'm just waiting to see if she moves any stuff here.

personally i like, 'the village called and they'd like you to come home'

i havent fished it since last summer. but i usually only fish weaselhead area, not specifically the res

AC - i said 'come by' ... yesh. get your mind out of the gutter. or at least move over and make some room for me. no Brian, not overly picky. i dont think anyone has tried to hit on me yet. not sure why, guess i'm just one of the guys. besides, as fun as the 20 somethings would be for stamina... i'd still kill 'em

only one i have broken was on a dock tie. put the rod down and i guess when i grabbed it clipped the metal shank. but it i was my first crappy tire combo wood rod that i started with so no big loss. actually it's a good thing. i think i broke another one but to honest i have no idea where it went or what happened to it... it was the 2nd rod again walmart combo special. the good rods remain safe i'm hard on gear

great story and even better advertising. nice work max.

we caught the tail end of the chum and middle of the silvers in Seward a few years back, mid sept. not on the fly but wild ride anyway. fished pinks in the campbell and quansam end of last august on the fly. pink run was low and the silvers sat off shore waiting for the river to rise before they started.. have a great time.

love the scot joke.

that was worth interrupting the ex with his girlfriend in the other room. hey, you gotta see this...

you couldnt pay me enough to be 21 again. God that was the worst. shitty jobs and didnt get paid by either one, working 6 or 7 days a week, got married i'm much happier in my aged 32 i started fishing when i was 4 or so and fly fishing at 13 or 14 when physically forced to by my parents. kind of like Lynn with hers... there's hope yet Lynn

i know of a handful, mostly kids of friends and there are a few through the H&H club, but not a lot.

that is one ugly fish... looks like it spent some time in the sun and then rolled around in the mud. can a fish get water-logged? if so, i think that's it

i'm out of town. heading up to hanna to wack a few gophers and then fish on sunday. no i'm not skinning gophers for fly material. let me know if you plan on doing this again. just give me a few weeks notice and i can make it. i hope... my weekends are a mess from now until September

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thats a cute bug. thanks

welcome bree, great fish you have there. no one is as cool as max, at least not in the fishing department. mind you, there's not a lot of competition there. a family event might be fun. i will not suggest activities as i have no idea what keeps kids interested... but the fishing part sounds good.

well, personally, i would wait more than a few days if you have never fished the bow before, the rain is supposed to stop, wait for the water levels to go down. it is a lot higher than normal. as of this morning's commute to work, the level at bonnybrook is within inches of the top of the outflow for the treatment plant (under deerfoot at calf robe bridge, south of pegan exit) usually that area is 10ft lower to give you an idea. the fish should be right up against the banks in back waters and slower (ha-ha) areas. or the parking lots depending on the area. but kidding aside, just be careful. a few people have been out and have been catching fish. try a worm pattern or a streamer, purple and yellow mickey finns work for me sometimes (shhhh) as for location - sorry i dont know what is accessible right now.

i think the forum would have to win

oh god, when will hockey be over...

i killed on green shrimp patterns last weekend, not a bullhead mind you, but ask the locals if there are shrimp in the lake... cast towards/close to the reeds near water flow if possible, let it sink for a moment and use a slow strip. the method that worked for me... manage to screw around as much as possible by answering text messages, light cigarette, talk to the guys behind, leave fly dangling about 15ft in front of you while untangling a knot, put smokes away, try to put out cigarette and pocket it with out littering, poaching your friends water in front of him to be a jackass and hope you dont catch one out of his water (i did, it worked, he did it back, worked again, we laughed our asses off and while laughing we each caught an other fish), and try to do as many at one time as possible. at some point you should have a strike but you still need line control to hook the fish.

best of luck on your quest - us single fly fish girls are hard to come by.

sundance - call the fish hatchery in calgary or tu bow either one of them will either be able to answer your question or point in the right direction for a supplier

captio: why am i dreaming of the girls in waders calander?