Wolfie! "What are you smokin'"?! LoL Maybe if someone was living directly above a meth or crack lab, they might be effected, but for the other reasons listed, not even close to being possible!!
Gotta good chuckle, though, so thanks for that, at least!!
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P.S. This reminded me of a training class I was once when working in the airline industry... So this guy asked the instructor (completely out of the blue) that he heard that if all the planes in the world faced in the same direction and all started their engines at the same time, it would effect the rotation of the earth. Was on the floor laughing about that one!!