SteveM

Hells yeah, Dave; you rock, mang!

You say you have a 14' boat? Get a 12' net- problem solved!

Weedy, that's funny shite!!!

I really liked Tiger as a player, back in the good old days of hockey. I saw him once here in Calgary, at a Humpty's at 2:30 in the morning. He was in town coaching a in-line hockey team from Vancouver, & had a few too many while celebrating a victory. At least, I hope he was drunk; I'd hate to think he's that loud, obnoxious, & rude to waitresses when he's sober!

Anything by Pat McManus; gotta take a break from the serious side of fishing/reading now & then or you'll go krazee!

Good on ya, man! Sweet coho! Plus, you win the award for fugliest waders!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure paternity leave is like WCB ; they'll have an investigator out with a video camera checking up on you. If you're not changing diapers, doing laundry, etc. , they'll revoke your paternity leave & make you pay back any benefits you have received. DO NOT GO FISHING!!! Hopefully, by now you've already caught a couple bigguns! Tightlines, fellas!

Thanks for the decode, Albanyknickknackpaddywackkickbackkoolaid ; I was thinking LMFTO meant Laugh My Fancy Tam Off . Glad you cleared it up for me. Later! -Bob Loblaw-

Just wanted to add a welcome to the FFC forum ; your input is much appreciated. BTW, what does your name mean-"Alabamachachigulagarchipelago"? ( I may have spelled it incorrectly... ?) Oh, don't let Rickr bother you with his shenanigans; as soon as the DNA tests come back, we're having him deported. It may be OK to marry your aunt in Redneckland , but here in Canada- not so much! On behalf of the Moral Majority, Rev. Bob Loblaw

We've got a brand schtinkin' new overpass here in my end o' town (McKnight & Metis Trail); no $3000 fishies on that one! That don't seem fair. Now, where did I put those cans of spray paint?

If you're gonna use a trolling motor, some sorta keel setup may be necessary. The keel would also help if you're rowing in the wind; I find I work real hard trying to keep mine tracking straight, even in a slight breeze.

What kinda namby-pamby starts a story about fishing & never mentions how the fishing was? "WAAHHHH!!! I stuck a hook in my skull! WAAHHHH!!!" Get to the point, man! How was the fishing? Wussy! Personally, I've never done worse than a little prick in my finger ( insert joke here). Of course, now that I've made fun of you, Rick, I'm sure to get impaled next time out. Damned karma!

I'm starting to sense a theme in fishhead's posts- he catches more big fish, fishes more of the river, has a more expensive boat. Classic case of OVERCOMPENSATING for some SHORTcoming or other. He may have a LITTLE problem; that doesn't mean he's a DICK. Maybe he just needs a hug.

Awesome, Glen!!!

Dude, if you can't get a day off, I'll be happy to take that free day of guided fishing. You're welcome.

I could be wrong, but, I believe they catch living fish in the book; ya know, as opposed to the dead ones they yank around on the end of the line in the movie!

Hey,Gordon! Thanks for taking time out to help clean our river, & thanks for the spey demo. Quite enjoyed our chat at the BBQ; very interesting to hear about the Newfies who showed up for the war & stayed. We're everywhere! Good luck tracking down your gear. Cheers, Steve M.

I'll bet Suzuki fishes live bait, out of season, & bonks everything he catches. There ya go, Rich; happy now?

Hey, Rob, you can't really use the "vacation" thing as an excuse; the clean-up was on a weekend! Excuses, excuses! What's next? "Oh, I have an ocean & a continent between me and the Bow..." Just kiddin', man. Would have liked to have met you; hopefully, next year. 'Cuz nobody's messin' up your @#%&*%%#@@**&^&%$ vacation plans next year, right? See ya then. -Steve M._

Where ya from, Dude? "Hoss" is the cowboy equivalent of "Dude", Dude; got it now, Hoss?

Sure didn't feel like work, did it? I really enjoyed spending the afternoon picking up garbage- didn't think that was possible! Thanks to Rick & Bob (Osprey);lots of stories & laughs as we worked, & we even saw a couple guys catch fish as we cleaned. Nice to meet some of y'all, finally. Looks like we just got done before the rain. :) Much thanks to all involved. -Steve M_

"which one was he???' If I had to guess, I'd say he was Grumpy!

Hey, JayVee! Dude, where da pictures at? I ain't seein' nuttin, lessen I closes ma lookers & imaginizes! Sho sounds like ya done aiight, tho'! Keep at 'er!

No way, brutha! I implied that you are intelligent, but,(as my daughter would say) "bald-ish". No intents offended...

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go before you realized you're an idiot for caring how far you have to go before you find the letter "A" ? A. YOU would NEVER realize it ; I, on the other hand, would realize it when you misspelled "two"!!!