The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next
day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies
saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only
little Taco was left. Little Taco was big trouble.
"Taco, do you have a story to share?",she asked with great trepidation.
''Yes ma'am. My Mom told me a story about my Daddy.He was a
pilot in WW2, and his plane got hit. He had to bail
out over enemy territory, and all he had was a flask of whiskey, a
pistol, and a survival knife.
He drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break,
and then his parachute landed him right in the middle of 20 Nazi
troops. He shot 15 of them with the pistol, until he ran out of
bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and
then he killed the last Kraut with his bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Mommy
tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Stay the hell away from Daddy when he's been drinking!!!"