to quote Larry TCG..."i don't care who you are that's funny right there"...hey flyfishy...ya keep posting all these and yet, you still haven't posted ANY of the "right" answers...little help here? lol
i've heard of these but the only one i remember is "one man's chickenshit is another man's chicken salad"...will see what i can dig up but no promises...
EDIT...i can't really find anything else out there bud except different versions of the one i've posted already (i.e..you cant turn chicken *hit into chicken salad but you can put chicken *hit into someones chicken salad)...hope you find the rest don...
i'm not in this but maybe a rule that dave and max enforce should come into play...whities are minus one, suckers are minus two, bonus fish could be pike or bulls...lol
if anyone thinks that MY reactions make this site suck MORE than the high and mighty attitudes on anything from random camping to C&R to pictures of fish, then please, let me know now and i'll gladly disable my account...this includes you al...