Taco

If you need somebody to tell people to naff off I'm your man

Clive the truly ancient mariner.... BTTOQ, buy a jon but not cheap narrow ones that are only 32" wide across the bottom, get at least 36" preferably 40". I'm looking for a 12' Spratley. http://www.spratleyboats.com/index.htm

A high mileage well maintained truck wouldn't scare me much, I've gone as high as 400,000k on some of mine with no major trouble and I worked the hell outta them

Look at the maintenance records if you can.

Get tired of kissin' Steve Jobs dead gluteus maximus??

Yo Sundance!! Don't feel bad, he can be even blunter in person.

PM me your email address and I'll send it to you

I have a copy of the column as a Word file on my 'puter, not sure if I know how to post it. I believe it was originally published in the Red Deer Advocate

SJW granted me special powers. Pinky ain't a bad guy for a moderator type

Truth in advertisin' I'd guess, mine's pretty close

I've had little trouble believing anything Scammell says or writes since his "Native Fish Coddling An Insult" column of some yrs back. I'm sure he means well.

I can remember doin' some of that stuff ........................................................................... but never on purpose

Yeah a regular dunkin' is good for the boys... corrects poor posture too

Yup but we better get a bigger cooler

How many days does it keep your beer cold Snijders?

Whoa organization! Better keep that picture handy for when that room reverts to it's true state Clive

Blunt polysyllabic bastard ain't he but then again I've always liked people who call it as they see it

Click here if the movie does not play.

OhOh big bucks! you're gonna hafta sell some of them grass rods

Whoa!! ........another 60's flashback.... Generation X bitchin' about Generation Y.......

Pretty bad ground shrink for an elk but a piss-cutter of a whitetail congrats

Best be gettin your ass outta the well

Actually ginger the reality is my job would still exist in one form or another even if energy industry went "away". The only real contact I have with the "Industry"as it were, is at the pumps, the rock chips in my windshield and the elevated prices I get to pay goods and services in Western Canada. BUT it is what it is and life goes on.

Wish I could get some wildly lucky other than me Albertan to pay my 1500 Lt/month diesel fuel bill, $1.30 a litre if you can find a place that has some...