Taco

It seems to be clear in damn near everyone's mind too according to the poll

Loved it, Kevin Martin's got a big set of cojones, he went for it, came up short in tryin' to rattle the Scots but he went for it. Kevin Martin's got balls.

BTW BBT that's still makin me laugh......................................................dink

I wonder how long it took the bear to get rid of the aftertaste

ur velcome

Tom had been in police work for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Yukon as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of near total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge bearded man is standing there. "Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5 p.m." "Great!" says Tom, 'After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Cliff is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. Be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin', too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again," says Tom. "More 'n likely be some wild sex, too," says Cliff. "Now that's not really a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months; I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Doesn't much matter," says Cliff. "Just gonna be the two of us."

This one needs to stays on top for awhile.

LMAO...BBT you're off a little, the hick part is dead on but I'm 4" shorter than 6'5" and the dinner plate I wear is a Montana Silversmiths........smartassedsumbitch :derby racer: Double D..... you are forgiven

Would love to have a flyshop close by to hang in and scare the *hit outta the gorbs, unfortunately that would involve an hr of drivin' each way, so the online hunt for a deal is the replacement. Found a couple early this winter that I'm still tickled about. I'll just baffle the denizens of this BB as a replacement for the gorbs, until this winter's flyshow SilverDoc and Flytier were convinced I was a 5'5" dweeb with Kmart cowboy hat.

Happy Burffday Mang, go fissin'

Ah hell, no plans for retirement here, if retirement means gettin' to do stuff you wanna do then I've been retired since I was 18. Gonna sound facetious as hell but I wanna work and fish till I'm 86 and die of heart failure when the grizzly is a foot and a half away, boots on my feet where they should be.

My cell also has 2 different landlines call forwarded to it, it's gotten to the point where if I don't recognize the call display leave a message I'll get back to you. I'm gettin tried of pushin 7s

I'm in the Hat right now workin, headed home tomorrow, do a recharge and out again, ain't much fishin in my immediate future

watched a guy one time stampede a bear damn near into his lap with a banger one time, he shot a banger @ a bear and it went bang on the far side, talked to him after.... you had to stand upwind. I'll take pepper spray over damn near anything, 45-70 guide rifles included. It works period.

Jesumcry he gettin' old and I still ain't catchin up. Happy Birthday Spudman

I suppose........ ? do "light in their loafers" FFers look like a Orvis catalog model? Not that there's anything wrong with that!

rickr started it

depends on what I'm watchin'

They ain't, showed up about 30-40 yrs ago

Don't drag me into this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll just stand back and watch......a long way and backed against a big friggin' tree

Thanks Rick

I sure it's gonna be spring soon... people round here are startin' to worry me

Simple dutch cowboy rules of thumb, pick your fights and your battlegrounds and make damn sure you can live the consequences, not sure if various extraneous body piercings are worth it, Tats? Be 18 and pay for it outta your own pocket. And lastly, if you start lookin' like the freak above.......? F**k the consequences!!

'Bammer Tuskers, ain't that cute, wanna bet it does a backflip when he kicks back with a beer?