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Taco

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  1. In a few of those streams you'll pick up dark post spawn fish into the first of August almost any yr Thanks Paul
  2. Two Natives and an Edmontonian were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Natives ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Edmontonian was puzzled and asked the other Native what that was all about. Was the other guy crazy or what? "No," said the Native. "It is our custom during mating season when men see cave, they call 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. the Native ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Edmontonian wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Natives found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read..... NAKED EDMONTONIAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN
  3. A guy goes into a bar, where he sees a smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how's it going?" She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the ye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." "No kidding?" said the man. "I'm a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?"
  4. All fantastic stories about flawless lifetime warranty service but also the biggest reason why $200 waders are now $600 and $300 rods are a $1000. I'm willin' to bet that somewhere some marketin' guru has been thinkin' about guarantin' flies against fly eatin' trees for 20 bucks a fly. All you have to do is mail in warranty card and your broken tippet.
  5. Jeez Rick I thought I made my point, do I hafta see if I can top my last WTF PM count by posting a coupla dozen coordinates? ;) I really like your analogy about your Dad and yourself. I think it's very true about many of us, the need to pass on the passion.
  6. Bingo, buy the man a ceegar
  7. cute kid, must take after his Mother................................................ :P good goin' guy!
  8. Jeez Tim isn't that kinda redneck of you? A " Here hold my drink and watch this!" moment @ it finest :D The truth come out
  9. try a Wulff TT line, roll casting dream
  10. well then I sure hope the flies come with a kiss
  11. holy crap..awesome, wonder how much rum it took to come up with that idea
  12. no idea but if the offshore flies are a buck a piece I'd imagine a quality local product would be @ least 3 times as much, just a wild guess on my part
  13. I know that Blair, it's all about mutual respect, you give you get We need to do that brown trout canyon I showed you last time out, some grey day this fall maybe.
  14. I used a 6wt for yrs for bulls never had a problem, go up a line wt or 2 if your targetin' the old castle bulls, use a line like a Teeny T200 for 6-9 wt, learn to cast with it and you'll be hearin' your backin' knot go out every cast.
  15. superior quality hand tied by local tyers? 75 bucks
  16. I did post the co-ordinates for a good little cutty stream a while back but it ain't a 5 min walk and you might hafta kick bear *hit outta the way, Fall outta your car fishin'? that you can find yourself, Need to work for it fishin'? that I don't have a problem with telling the world where and how. I can think of only 2 tiny foothill streams where I ain't sayin nothin' to nobody because of native populations teeterin' on the edge. "InMyNotSoHumbleOpinion"
  17. You know I don't quite agree with you Blair, more friends blah blah blah and because I do @ times respect others wishes and feelin' I won't give rickr a coronary right now but because I'm a incurable smartass and think this subject is vastly overblown IMNSHO; 49 53'31.86"N 108 43' 19.12"W browns up to 8lbs. Have fun. edit; corrected co-ordinates, came damn close to givin' Reeves a heart attack,
  18. do a lot of pounding off with a rubber mallet back in Northern Manitoba?
  19. use a bass taper instead same sort of short steep taper as pike
  20. The Belly if you time it right, closer to the CA/US border the better, you'll need a NP license though
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