Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Why do brides wear white?
So the new Dishwasher will match the stove
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when
she brings it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? It’s one of those “evolutionary
things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she
starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
How do you fix a woman’s watch? You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women? Because women can’t shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once
you let him in.
I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by
90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man
and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has