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Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with an old cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"? The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful,but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother". The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years. Then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?" Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen. The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered... "Bet you're sorry now that you had me neutered."

nope

Me thinks the bow river guys are gonna hafta start learnin' west coast salmon/steelhead rules on the more popular holes.

DBT got it, plenty of existing rules zero effin' enforcement meanwhile you and I have to raise the money to hire the extra help

TFO's have a helluva warranty for a reason, they are prone to breakage period, got one sittin' here that's been fished maybe 6 times in the past 3 yrs...broke it twice while fishin'... of my other dozen or so graphite rods, Lamiglass, Loomis, Fenwick, Sage, broke 3 in 25-30 yrs.. one very early Fenwick on a big fish and 2 to stupidity.. truck door and a spare tire. I'll never buy another tfo.

Had a buddy who used to cowboy over in short grass country. One spring/summer he had 2 horses killed under him about a month apart when lightning struck a barbed wire fence he was ridin' along side. Shortly after he sold his saddle, got a town job and joined the Evangelical Free Church. Turned him into a twitchy sumbitch, think he's a closet drinker.

Davey boy is a talented essobee fer sure

I'd assume it isn't either but be prepared to do a lot of talking to an enforcement officer. Make sure you ain't within 200' of a fishin' hook when practicin' on the stream and you may get away with it. May long will be one of Morton's zero tolerance weekends, why push your luck, grass cast or find some open season water.

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Ah shucks Lynn, You shoulda see the look I got from a customer today, he came up to the truck to ask me something and I had to turn down the volume on Metallica to hear him.

#19 Buzzsaw was way better, more edge but it went bye bye in the merger

200 on #10

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

stupid fuggin PC rule.. big brother is watchin

For that crack East Texas I'm tempted to go 2fity on BBT's cake BUT I won't cause I'm dutch Toolman.......30 bucks on Nummnuts ah errr Chris's cake...... $30 on 13

Best thing yet? He still got a house full of diapers Happy B'day Blair

nuisance bird here too, grab your 410 and have at'er

Must be facebookin' his face off but happy Bday Matt anywho!

Tight inventory control under Youfaa management huh? I think maybe a couple of organizations are suddenly nipple deep in *hit

Pretty much the same argument as the pelican one, No?

Aw you shouldn't have

Congrats Double D, it's life changin', cuts badly into your fishin' time and will make your turn grey and or fall out but it's worth every second of it.

I lied.....11 days