perhaps the machine needed to be recalibrated. too funny. i would have liked to have been there for that conversation.
officer - excuse me sir, do you know why i have asked you to pull over
Tako - no
officer - sir, have you been drinking
Tako - no, why
officer - well, it appears you forgot to put your pants on, and why aren't you wearing any shoes? and why is your shirt tied to the box of your truck
Tako - i was out fishing, when this porcupine ate my good waders, so i had to use my rubber ones and then i slipped, because the rubber isnt very good for wading... so you see officer, it was all the beaver's fault, which is why i am driving nearly naked after dark inspite of the 5 degree temperature...
officer - riiiightttt. would you mind stepping out of the vehicle, slowly and taking a breathalizer
Tako (takes breathalizer)
officer- .01. humm there must be something wrong
Tako - no really, i havent been drinking
officer - (to another officer) could you try this, i dont think it is reading right.
different officer - takes breathalizer - .01
Tako - see, i told you
officer - ok sir, have a good night, and please. next time, bring a change of clothes, you really shouldnt be driving around without a shirt, shoes and pants.