Mafia Don
An old Italian, Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed...
"Lissin-a me, I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you
will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin... Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have
a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a coupla bambinos."
"Maybe, somma day you gonna comma home and find you beautifula wife inna da
bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to you watch and
say, "Time's up?"