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  1. Is this a one off? or was this a yearly trip for him? does he have buddys who do the same? I just makes me wonder how many get away with this.
  2. I will second Birchy. I would love to have a ranch near Longview or up in the Whaleback area but that ranch that is for sale on the Crow would run a close second.
  3. Anyone else having problems getting TUC to call back? I would love to pay for my item but I need to pay by Visa.
  4. Hello I will be heading to Agassiz, BC for a wedding on the May long weekend and need some advice on where to stay but most important where to fish and what's hot and not up that way in May. My buddy is getting married at the Fraser River Fishing Lodge www.fraserriverlodge.com but at $200 a night I might just camp LOL Thanks
  5. The Taco song listen it's Killa http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=lKZQ--kileg
  6. It's the year 2350. Humanity has spread to a few star systems, and is dedicatedly colonizing them. However, there is one discovered planet still lacking much human settlement. On this planet resides a single sentient life form. It is several hundred feet tall, and rather humanoid in form. Brain waves indicate great intelligence, and consciousness, but the creature does not move. One day, a college student, investigating this creature for his college thesis, gets frustrated and yells out, "how can something evolve with arms and legs if it doesn't use them?" It turns out this is the first time anyone had asked a question loud enough for the creature to hear. Presently, it stood up, (parting the clouds with its head) pondered a bit, boomed out, "IT CAN'T," and sat back down. The student was dumbstruck. "But of course." he muttered. "It only stands to reason . . ." There was this mother and her son, and the mother was having an affair. Her son, unbeknownst to her, would hide in the closet during these 'interludes'. One day, the boy's father came home from work early, and the mother shoved her lover into the closet, not knowing that her son was in that closet. The boy says to the man, "It's dark in here." The man says, "Yep" The boy says, "I have a baseball glove" The man, nervous that the woman's husband will hear, says, "That's great...shh!" The boy says, "Wanna buy it?" Eager to shut the boy up, the man says, "Sure, how much?" "$500" "Fine, just shut up!" In about a week, the same situation happened. The boy said, "It's dark in here" The man sighs and says, "Yep." The boy says, "Wanna buy a baseball for $500?" "FINE! shut up, okay?" In another week, the dad asks the boy if he wants to play catch, and the boy says that he sold his glove and ball. The dad asks how much he sold them for, and the son replies "$1000." He exclaims, "How could you take advantage of people like that?? Go to the priest and confess this instant!!" So the boy goes inside the booth, and says, "It's dark in here!" The priest says, "Darn it, don't start that again!!"
  7. So now I have one an item and I want to pay with my Visa. Should I go to the TUC website and pay there or is someone on this end taking payments? Thanks
  8. Since this only came out a few weeks ago and Neils article came out on the 16th maybe Neil could have come on here and been the first to inform us as he does have an advantage being in the media and his job is to look for this sort of thing. But no he waits and waits then comes on http://www.outdoorsmenforum.ca/showthread.php?t=11404
  9. And you can put me down for $50 on the pike flys
  10. It looks like Toolman made the perfect cast and is now waiting for the nibble waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting here fishy fishy waiting waiting waiting
  11. Any bites Toolman? or are ya only going sting a few suckers?
  12. Glenbow check your email buddy
  13. \ HAHAHA now he's using the auction to pick up chicks!!!! The real question is will she be charitable to his cause
  14. Put me down for $50 4. 12" x 18" PHOTO PRINT, donated by Calgary Photographer, Erik Haag (Sirocco). Check out his work at www.ehphoto.ca and choose the photo you like most. (I like all of them.) -Starting bid: $50
  15. I will start this on off with $50 14. 15 FLY'S FROM FFC FIRST FAVOURITE FLY SWAP.... donated by Flytyer. Thanks Ron! -Starting bid: $50 (not available in stores)
  16. What PM oh this one "Jumping shoeless Jesus on a hotplate! Are you sure that you're a man, you odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime? You couldn't get a date in a whorehouse with a fistful of $20s; even your right hand turns you down. You have a face that only a mother could love, and even she hates it. I've seen people as fugly as you before, but I always had to pay admission. I see your politics are middle-of-the-road; good place to be - let's hope a Mac truck runs you over. Who ordered the dunce with extra stupid sauce? You should have your brain amputated and improve your IQ. You're so short, you could do handstands and back flips under a table. I bet you need a ladder to pick up a dime. You could pole-vault with a matchstick, Sneezy. Lose some weight, you fat ****. I bet you have to order your clothes in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us. If you were paid what you are worth, it would break the minimum wage law. Are you wearing those clothes to win a bet? Who is your Tailor, Helen Keller? I'd tell you to go **** yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have." Wow are you mad at me Loyal??????
  17. What did someone call you on the old board? oh ya LoyalIdiot
  18. Dryfly thats awesome. I was going to write something about the bedroom scene and make a Moosehead reference but I won't
  19. Finns are stoic bastards and don't score worth a crap. Amen Taco Team Canada all the way
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