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How far in the marking ritual did you get before they stopped you???????

and all this time I thought you was 12

Na, married twice, been hangin' with the current one 22 yrs, but I like to keep my bitter half irritated so I have a remote chance of guessin' what the hell she's mad about now. Shoulda never married a serving member of the Crowsnest Pass Mafia................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . just j/k wid ya GFT

Well Rev that was worth the wait, you don't look near as big as a blue spruce, tanks mang

wouldn't think so, that westcoast smoked salmon you can buy is mostly alder smoked, come to think of it, I've bought alder smoked bacon too

Out on the west coast they use a lot of alder for smoke. Myself I like to use diamond willow for smoke

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Why do brides wear white? So the new Dishwasher will match the stove How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…” How do you fix a woman’s watch? You don’t. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in. I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has

where? in the new regs? Edit; 2 waterrats in every stream I'm prone to fish, Alberta's too chichenshit to do what most of the Western States are doing....10/15/20/25 fish daily limits on waterrats

All good suggestions above but if I'm determined to spend the bucks? "look ta da islan mon", one of the IR series from Islander, sweet little Canadian built reel w/lifetime warranty. All my Lamsons are slowly being converted to Islander

Breakfast of champions JK, way better than any mountain caught rainbow or cutthroat, although it's been a while, hard to make a meal around 2 stunted brookies unless you're inclined to start poaching.

because brook trout are the bestest when they're dead, Mmmm brook trout I just bash their little skulls in and clean'm right away Mmmmm brook trout

BBT gots blue balls....poor BBT

I'm bettin' it'll take 5 yrs for me to make to the front door. Takers?

get kidnapped too?

Christ I don't wanna see a picture of either of those two's ex-wives

That's what I was thinking, any line that you can roll or switch cast with, should work.

OK, strange and unknown territory for me but wouldn't the Wulff triangle taper lines work for singlehanded spey? The heads have a continuous taper so a heavier section of line is always carrying the lighter when conventional casting. I know the TT lines are a rollcasting dream. Anyone?

Excellent Brent

No hosshoes.......hemorrhoids

Disgusting disturbing beasts

Boo-yah

TMS has hard to beat prices too, I've been buyin' quite a bit of stuff from them lately

Na, he was baitfishin', hucked a whole cat

Betcha the porkie had a WTF moment though.