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I was on a stream yesterday and the water temp was 70F or 21C by 2:30 pm, time to start watchin' water temps if you dont wanna killin' fish. We need a week of rain.

I'm goin' out and kill some brookies today if that'll help......

whatsa pederast or do you mean pedofile ??

else't it's momma was a lazy old bag and it was raised by a mudhen family

I think maybe Monger nailed it, middle of the molt, I've never seen that before.

How do ya get a lawyer outta a tree? Cut the rope.

Maybe I should change that to OILER'S FAN

Bow river fish are prone to grow expedientually the farther you get from the water....any fish or any water for that matter

In a few of those streams you'll pick up dark post spawn fish into the first of August almost any yr Thanks Paul

Two Natives and an Edmontonian were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Natives ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Edmontonian was puzzled and asked the other Native what that was all about. Was the other guy crazy or what? "No," said the Native. "It is our custom during mating season when men see cave, they call 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. the Native ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Edmontonian wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Natives found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read..... NAKED EDMONTONIAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN

A guy goes into a bar, where he sees a smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how's it going?" She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the ye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." "No kidding?" said the man. "I'm a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?"

friggin lakes

That'll work, nice piggies

All fantastic stories about flawless lifetime warranty service but also the biggest reason why $200 waders are now $600 and $300 rods are a $1000. I'm willin' to bet that somewhere some marketin' guru has been thinkin' about guarantin' flies against fly eatin' trees for 20 bucks a fly. All you have to do is mail in warranty card and your broken tippet.

Jeez Rick I thought I made my point, do I hafta see if I can top my last WTF PM count by posting a coupla dozen coordinates? ;) I really like your analogy about your Dad and yourself. I think it's very true about many of us, the need to pass on the passion.

Bingo, buy the man a ceegar

cute kid, must take after his Mother................................................ :P good goin' guy!

Jeez Tim isn't that kinda redneck of you? A " Here hold my drink and watch this!" moment @ it finest :D The truth come out

try a Wulff TT line, roll casting dream

well then I sure hope the flies come with a kiss

holy crap..awesome, wonder how much rum it took to come up with that idea

no idea but if the offshore flies are a buck a piece I'd imagine a quality local product would be @ least 3 times as much, just a wild guess on my part

I know that Blair, it's all about mutual respect, you give you get We need to do that brown trout canyon I showed you last time out, some grey day this fall maybe.

effin' hilarious

superior quality hand tied by local tyers? 75 bucks