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Taco

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  1. Makin' up for lost opportunities since ya signed the dee-vorce papers???? Don't founder yourself.
  2. If you feel like reading here's a recent study on mercury contamination in Pine Coulee and Twin Valley reservoirs. Most of the mercury is from natural sources and comes from the breakdown of vegetation and accumulates in the top soil. The soil then washes downstream and settles out in any slack water basins.
  3. I always have a good laugh and a headshake when I see this pair of signs
  4. Kick like a mule spittin' that big chunk of lead huh, Marlin always did make a nice fool proof lever gun. Seen pics of the big loop, nice. I use a defender pump for a camp bear swatter myself.
  5. Wouldn't know then, I usually just nail knot a length of 25-30lb Maxima on each end of the flyline where required, throw a perfection loop as close as possible, trim the tags, coat the knots with zapagap and I'm pretty much good to go.
  6. har har and oops, I go back under da bridge
  7. Outstanding vid! Carpin' on GlobalFlyFisher
  8. Probably the perfection loop
  9. Prosopium Williamsoni will still be here long after the hybrid rainbows have died out in the coming warmup.
  10. The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal,dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. *MORE* The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness. 8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action. 12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an @$%!!@!.
  11. Some people just insist on learning the most difficult possible that they really are an arrogant ***hole
  12. Yeah, with the small sensor that puts the smaller one in that classic 70-200 mill range, thanks Guys sell more stuff I guess....anyone want a Sako A2 fullstock carbine?
  13. Jesus mang, Mother Nature's emergency wipe, grows all over Don't use this though the itch will drive you nuts..................................don't ask.
  14. Oh hell I know you guys ain't wrong. Now all I have decide is that DA* 60-250 or maybe a DA* 50-135mm and a D FA 50mm macro. And Weedy...... a lens is easier to sneak than rods or shotguns
  15. Just pesky transplanted Easterners or the odd Livingstone hole hogger
  16. I've been thinking I should upgrade my zoom lenses. Anybody using either of these 2 Tamron lenses and what do you think? Already checked the online reviews. AF28-75mm F/2.8 XR Di LD Aspherical (IF) AF70-200mm F/2.8 Di LD (IF) Macro Thanks
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