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Okay, there must be something you're ashamed of, or that will bring you scorn and ridicule. We all have skeletons in our closet. Cleanse your soul here. It'll do you good to get it off your chest.

 

I will start things off.

 

 

I look forward to Sunday mornings so I can watch a whole weeks worth of Coronation Street in one go.

 

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Sunday I ate a whole tub of Beyers Double Churn in 2 bowls whist watchin the stockcar race from Calforny

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I was wathching American Idol last night with my wife and daughter for "family time". But they left to go to a movie and I watched the second hour by myself.

 

I also posted in the "Ask the Pro's" section even tho I'm not a pro.

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I rig up snags in popular fishing spots prior to run off.

 

I once took a really long time to unload my boat at police while 3 other boats waited.

 

I've also casted a streamer into a school of rising fish.

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thanks to my GF i know all the words to the songs in Mama Mia, and i used to chuck the stick of shame

 

i fished the JP out of season my fist year.

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1) Was fissin' the Crow one nice sunny day in March. Up to my ass in water against a late-season ice shelf. Bobber drifts down toward me and goes under. I lift the rod to feel sluggish resistance but it tightens up and heads toward me. I get my net ready and yell to partner, "Fish on. Must be a big lazy rainbow as it's sluggish." Net in hand, the "fish" eases toward me...no fight..real sluggish ... but heavy. It comes into view. The excess leader had looped around a 'nipple' on a softball sized stone. Ooops.

 

No picture. Short, but thick with big girth. Probably weighed 4 pounds. Shoulda had it mounted I guess. It was a courageous rock.

 

2) Was bragging about the hot day I had on one of the SE BC cutt streams a few years ago. I told the folks that I was using "hopper dropper" with more on the hopper. They reminded me that it's a one-fly province. Ooops.

 

3) Shot a whitefish in a canal after the water was shut off about 30 years ago...lots of whities stranded in a pocket of water. Boom. Stuns 'em. Had a net and scooped it out. (What's the statute of limitations on this crap?)

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I watch all of Gordon Ramsay's shows just to hear him swear. He has mastered the fine art of cursing and it's something I aspire to one day achieve.

 

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1) Was fissin' the Crow one nice sunny day in March. Up to my ass in water against a late-season ice shelf. Bobber drifts down toward me and goes under. I lift the rod to feel sluggish resistance but it tightens up and heads toward me. I get my net ready and yell to partner, "Fish on. Must be a big lazy rainbow as it's sluggish." Net in hand, the "fish" eases toward me...no fight..real sluggish ... but heavy. It comes into view. The excess leader had looped around a 'nipple' on a softball sized stone. Ooops.

 

No picture. Short, but thick with big girth. Probably weighed 4 pounds. Shoulda had it mounted I guess. It was a courageous rock.

 

2) Was bragging about the hot day I had on one of the SE BC cutt streams a few years ago. I told the folks that I was using "hopper dropper" with more on the hopper. They reminded me that it's a one-fly province. Ooops.

 

3) Shot a whitefish in a canal after the water was shut off about 30 years ago...lots of whities stranded in a pocket of water. Boom. Stuns 'em. Had a net and scooped it out. (What's the statute of limitations on this crap?)

 

 

2 years i believe unless its like murder or something.

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1. I use to bait fish in the lower oldman with my grandfather in the late 80's early 90's

 

2. We use to keep fish from the oldman all the time when I fished with my grandfather

 

3. Use to use a spin rod until 5 years ago

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Hi

My name's Firefrog and I ... uh.......... well, I used to listen to Dr. Lara. I thought she was SO-together.

Then I saw her porno pictures on the internet (she said she did it for the money - sl*t). Then I found out she was a doctor of physiotherapy or something like that - totally unrelated to her 'specialty'. They also used to screen all the calls to the show to make it appear like nobody criticized or disliked her. Then I heard about some more of her shenanigans and realized that there was no hope to clean up the trainwreck inside her head.

Now I want to kill her.

Cheers

 

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I once crashed my motorcycle into the side of a car, going about 20 kms/hour in front of a group of about 15 people.

My dog eats my other dog's poo and I've now become obsessed about picking up dog poo 10 times a day.

 

That's it...that's all I've got. I need to dig deeper. I'll be back.

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when i was younger i was fishing the bow with live bait, snelled hooks and no licence got busted buy the fish cops they took my rod and reel and gave me about $500 dollers in tickets...i tottaly deserved it obviously now im by the book!

 

i feel much better getting that off my chest thanks BBT for starting the thread

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Back in my bonkin and chuckin days (14 to 18 yrs old)....First time I ever fished the crow I killed a rainbow trout, filleted it (I was a damn ninja with z fillet knife), and got to the car before my buddies could say DUDE WTF it's APRIL!!!

 

Felt like crap.... though that fish sure tasted good...

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