tgo Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 HAVE'IN FUN YET...! iAM TIP#99 Don't hide a banana in the boat, thay say. because of bad luck fish'in . I love bananas 1 a day That's it, I'm gonna start hiding freakin bananas in other guys boats when they're not looking. They'll never suspect it's the banana lol PS Is a banana in the waders ok? Quote
Tungsten Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Tip #123 Always make sure to have your boat plugs with you before you go! Tip #123b tie wire or string to your plug and attach permanently to the transom of the boat. I have no idea why my post above has all the quotes but you get my point. Quote
Tungsten Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 And the most important rule is.... If you can't row you can't go. Quote
toolman Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 HAVE'IN FUN YET...! iAM TIP#99 Don't hide a banana in the boat, thay say. because of bad luck fish'in . I love bananas 1 a day Yeah flyfishy, I think we're all have'in a bit of fun... You can come fish'in with me anytime, buddy... Rule #99 No bananas allowed in the boat... Quote
Tungsten Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 HAVE'IN FUN YET...! iAM TIP#99 Don't hide a banana in the boat, thay say. because of bad luck fish'in . I love bananas 1 a day I bring bananas and i still out fish you. ofcourse i only have to catch one. Quote
CanuckCamper Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Tip #123b tie wire or string to your plug and attach permanently to the transom of the boat. I have no idea why my post above has all the quotes but you get my point. 123c Plugs go in the inside of the boat not the outside... Quote
troutsteaks Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Burnt bridges can always be repaired........ My Grandpa used to say this. Right on bhurt. Quote
Hawgstoppah Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Rule # 17 the effectiveness of a fly is directly in proportion to how many of that type you have remaining in your box. Rule # 28 if you find a rising fish in a quiet spot in the city, this is the exact moment someone will have an urge to throw a ball for their dog to chase right where your fish was. Quote
darrinhurst Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Rule #45 - Winter ALWAYS lasts longer than you want it to. Quote
LastBoyScout Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 #17 is good but there could be more than #1 #17. I lost count. How bout # 69 when stuck in the bottom or wood throw a big loop past the obstruction then give it a all haul. The line beyond will cause a reverse jerk. Nothing like a good reverse jerk when ever. Quote
cgyguy Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Rule #69 If fishing with the wife, and fishing is slow, try your luck with a Bow Job...... Quote
bhurt Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 My Grandpa used to say this. Right on bhurt. Actually when I was a kid living in the states I actually burnt down a old wooden bridge but roasting ants with a magnifie glass (The dry grass ended up going up in flames also), they ended up having to rebuild it, but I now get the other meaning to what I said. Quote
duanec Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 And the most important rule is.... If you can't row you can't go. amen Quote
bhurt Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 And the most important rule is.... If you can't row you can't go. I'll row but I can't guarnetee that I will not kill you..... Quote
Bigtoad Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 #111 - a bad day fishing, is still a good day. which is not dissimilar to the advice my dad gave me before I got married: #111b- bad sex.... is still good sex. Cheers. Quote
darrinhurst Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 I'll row but I can't guarnetee that I will not kill you..... X1.....er......X2......X3? Screw it......me too! Quote
agbff Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Burnt bridges can always be repaired........ That's deep for a big ol' Samsquanch. Rule #1-Make sure waders are in the car before driving to the old man in March. Rule #2- Save sausage and cheese from your timmies breaky sanny, fish love it. Quote
trailhead Posted March 24, 2011 Posted March 24, 2011 Rule # 34 Never argue with an idiot, those observing can't tell the difference #35 More flies are tied to catch fishermen, than to catch fish Quote
flyfishy Posted March 24, 2011 Author Posted March 24, 2011 WELL ...HERE WE GO AGAIN TIP #398 On a flyfishing trip your fishing buddy is getting skunked, When your rod has all the bite's they say ! best to pass the hot rod over. to get the skunk off. Myself I'd help my friend re-tie his flys to match the hot rod. Quote
Timo Posted March 25, 2011 Posted March 25, 2011 Tip # 100 Spicy burrito's and waders do not mix! Quote
vhawk12 Posted March 25, 2011 Posted March 25, 2011 #99 (From fishing with dad when I was young) Always carry at least two Eat-More's in your creel (now it's just nostalgic) Quote
troutlover Posted March 25, 2011 Posted March 25, 2011 advice from my Dad when i was young-(to encourage me to keep going when the fishing was slow.) #3.5 you can't catch fish if your line isn't in the water. Quote
LastBoyScout Posted March 26, 2011 Posted March 26, 2011 #3.5 is great advise my Dad gave me the same advice when I was quite young, it took another 20 years for me to realise it applies to a great many things in life. Quote
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