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bigbowtrout

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  1. A guide on the Bow told him hahaha thats a new one. Salmon fishing on the coast without barbs was another story going around. Fishing up north with some buds for pike was another story. And on and on and on. Truth is I told him it was a great idea. I got the idea from the owner of some long gone fishing forum. I said Dave says its a good idea. Ralph said who is this Dave? I said its the guy that saved the North Raven and the Red Deer river. Also the guy who is starting Streamwatch. Ralph said he loved Daves forward thinking and pushed barbless for all of us to enjoy. So now when I lose a fish before the net I call it a Jensen
  2. Very nice!!!!! Hope to see you float by me sometime soon.
  3. This starts off with an Taco truck, a chef, and a piece of Pluto. The guys that owned the Taco truck stole the piece of Pluto from the pastry chef who obtained it from the flying elephant. The flying elephant got it from a sumo wrestler who obtained it in the sumo championship on Saturn. They went to Saturn because Jupiter was full of mutant beavcoons. The beavcoons were from Mars where the bubbly bubbles, an ancient gang that was buried in Camelot lived. The bubbly bubbles came back after Hogstoppa resurrected him in an ancient burial spell of magicalness. Then the corndog from Venus lead an attack of canoes onto the Russians who responded by taking away McDonalds from China. Since China didn’t have anymore McDonalds they decided to buy a Pizza hut. The Pizza hut was then stolen by a talking elephant from India.The elephant was The Guru’s and he lived at the Ashram in Los Angeles. The elephant had a pig friend who taught math.The pig exploded one day and left the whole world wondering.Since the pig exploded the King pig blamed the giants. Since the giants hated being blamed they lead an attack on the King and since they were of course much bigger they were victorious.After the giants took control of Greenland they started fighting the Vikings from Iceland. The opponents were equally matched so they ended up destroying each other and they became extinct. Then the gorillas stole Honda Trail 70’s from Rickr the lead gangster from Italy. Rickr actually got the Hondas’ from India anyhow back to the gorillas.The gorillas started causing a ruckus in The Big Apple, actually a big apple, where they ran over Uber and Bobloblaw.Since the football players were chasing them the gorillas hopped into the giant peach with James who was escaping his evil parents. And that is how I got into Fly Fishing. :0
  4. Another option is to sell everything and then donate the funds.
  5. Grade three was the hardest 2 years I had to do.
  6. I think I caught a Bow brown once
  7. Uber is off in his own little world
  8. I guess we need to go fishing this summer.
  9. I take that as a complement coming from the “FFC's Resident Prick”
  10. It’s because the Mods just ban people for shits and giggles. They never have cause and never give anyone a chance. They just act like a bunch of goons and ban people at will. I wish I was a Mod again so I could have that feeling of power running through my veins. Super powerful stuff being a Mod! When I was a Mod we got to meet Chris Bird. We also worked on secret handshakes and laughed at all the random banning we did. We also partied late into the night and the chicks were always lined up at the bar waiting for a shot at being with a Mod. One time I was boring this hot blonde with stories of how I work for a large O/G company but as soon as I told her I was also a Mod of a Fly Fishing forum it was game on. She also told her friends and it led to a “Dear Penthouse” moment I will never forget. Another bonus to being a Mod was all the free food and drinks. Roll up to Tims and say hey I’m a Mod and Bingo free *hit. Also I got to move up on all the waitlists for surgery at all the hospitals. I had both my hips replaced within a week just for fun. My hips were fine but just knowing I had that much pull, why not? The Government even called me as a witness to the queue jumping inquiry but when I told them I was a Mod they laughed and apologized for wasting my time. Man I miss the good Ol days http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moderator
  11. What Jayad and Grinr need to do is meet at the closest craft store. Meet in the ruler aisle and find a mm ruler. Then find a small table and whip out there dicks and settle this little spat once and for all. My only advice to Grinr on this one would be to refrain from wading balls deep at least three hours pryor to this meeting.
  12. Me confused? How can a cake be a pie or a pie be a cake? http://www.maplesprings.com/funnycake.html
  13. Sweet!!!!!! Looks like a blast
  14. Thanks Peetso. Awesome as always
  15. My Cake resolution is going strong. The spelling error I broke that twice last week. Still cant wait to share my ice tent with you SJW.
  16. That's a pretty darn good gift. Let us know if you need a hand to make your move go smooth.
  17. I use both Orvis and Hardy. Both brands have treated me very well. The price point on the Orvis Access is pretty darn good.
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