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LynnF

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  1. next Saturday night
  2. I actually thought that flash was Dave dashing out of his house like a stealth ninja to go fishing.
  3. Thanks for posting this Sarah - I was looking for some info on where this happened as all I read was that it fell over "western Canada" and they weren't sure it touched land. Neat!
  4. Thanks for the PM nudge Rick - meant to do it the other day but I forgot. Just took care of it now. In return you must accept my FB friend request now LOL
  5. Any guy that can grow more nose hair than lip hair deserves to be supported in my book. I think. Kidding of course LOL Our neighbour, 41 just got diagnosed with early stage prostate cancer last week. You could have knocked me over with a feather. He said he didn't show any symptoms at all and just felt "off" so went to get checked out. That's scary. This one seems to be an epidemic - it's worthy of the attention and support.
  6. That guy taught me everything I know about driving. When you see me on the Deerfoot Monday morning you better watch out bitches. That was crazy - that guy has a whole pile of talent - and no tread on his tires.
  7. Funbuster strikes again
  8. I'll take this bet. Taco - you are wise beyond anything I've ever known about you. I'd like to meet the woman that made you who you are today
  9. Girl? I thought that was Getty Lee from Rush.....
  10. Happy Fishing Brian
  11. Hey Cowboy...don't you be revealin' those campsite drinking secrets now. Let the mystery linger.
  12. Them's fightin' words there mama's boy. I"m callin' off our hotel date.
  13. Rick has an unhealthy relationship with his mother.
  14. Frolic? Good God you guys...you can use stars and stuff you know. Think of another F word Gil and you have what it stands for. Sheesh
  15. You know...she needs to just STFU. I'm so sick of her showing up everywhere now. And the more I see of her the more I see just how stupid she is.
  16. Gosh LE.....I didn't really check. The only thing I was thinking of plowing her with was my fist - in her face. Takes a lot to get me mad....especially road rage type mad. But I was it that night. I think I may well have been Batman.
  17. I'm changing the subject here cuz this is clearly going nowhere and nobody is getting nastier. I, on the other hand, experienced an extreme case of nastiness last weekend at the Rogers Video Store (Dave will understand this story) parking lot. Women drivers are f*cking bitches sometimes....writer not included. Went to the store with Hayden and his buddy last weekend to rent movies. I was in the video store parking lot and the spots are SMALL and the backing up lane is narrow so it's oftentimes a 2 try effort to back out with my car. Now because my car is so long (has the 3 rows of seats) I always use my mirrors to back up. Started backing up. Honk. Bitch in Toyota Corolla behind me thinks I'm gonna back into her. Keep going - have lots of room. Honk. I stop...pull forward. Put it in reverse for round two. HOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKK. I keep backing up. She lays on the horn and doesn't stop. I put the car in park, put on my emergency brake and get out of my car. Hayden says "MOM! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!". I said "sit there and don't move". I walk to her car and tell her to get out and come take a look at how much space is in between our cars and that while she doesn't see me looking behind me when I"m backing up, I"m using my mirrors. She YELLS at me "I'm not getting out of my f**king car you crazy bitch!". I said "listen you f*cking bag....either get out and look or shut the f**k up with your f**king horn". She rolled up her window. Got back in my car, put it in reverse...hadn't even moved and she started laying on the horn. Hayden's sitting there with his mouth wide open. His friend is in the back seat...window rolled down and he heard the whole thing. I just left it in reverse and didn't move until she quit with the horn. Then I said "I won you stupid b*tch" and pulled out LOL. Hayden's staring at me and says 'MOM....WHAT THE HELL". OMG...poor kid with his white trash mother got an earful that night. I'm surprised his friend's parents let the kid come over anymore...cuz I know he went right home to his mother and told her the story/
  18. The Stampeders are in the Grey Cup? Who knew? I can't stand the CFL. I'm an American when it comes to my football. But I'll cheer on the Calgary team I guess.
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