LynnF

I just found out my husband is a lesbian. I'm aghast.

You know what I hate? People who talk while they are chewing their food. Food inevitably spews out in every different direction in bits and chunks and you inevitably get to see what's stuck in their teeth as well as hearing them smack and chew while trying to form words. And why is this more acceptable in certain cultures than in others? Why can't we all have standard minimum level of table manners when eating in public. Eating utensils shouldn't be optional either.

A loaded question.

Did you see?

In another thread.

Dave Jensen's back.

I know who the new Dude is now......I only told that story to a select few. Anyone who wants to know will have to pay me. Good one. I WISH I had knockers that big.

Obama is gonna win by a landslide. He's calling for change and my response is to try a different brand of vodka this weekend. Speaking of taking a bullet, I'd like to nominate Elizabeth Hasselbitch for that honour. God I can't stand that stunned ....never mind. I'm boycotting The View because of her. I can't stand "liberated" women who talk out of their ass. Gives the rest of us smart ones a bad name. And Sarah Palin - what a complete moron. Anyone that doesn't know they're being had by a couple of Canadian comedians the weekend before an election is just a moron. Ya....good move there McCain - she killed your chance at the Presidency lock stock and barrel - if'n you ever had a hope in hell. Oh ya...back to shack nasties. Let's see...snow is gonna fly soon, so it must be time to announce that I'm leaving for Mexico in sixty-odd sleeps.

Anybody that's gotta use both hands to hold his rod...is...er...not doing it right.

Sandros has THE BEST pizza in town. They don't deliver though - but go there and have some and you'll be glad you made the drive all the way there. And, Dave, Jon's is the one in Douglasdale and, unless you're into greasy cardboard with a side of bland I wouldn't bother. Even drunk it tasted bad.

Hey Dave....give me your address so I can bring Sammy by in his sailor outfit tomorrow to crap on your lawn.

Good...I'm glad I can invoke fear...even if it's fake fear. Invoke...that's a big word for you JR Ewing....do you need to wiki that? I almost didn't get the whole double entendre thing - my french is so rusty.

Oh no my friend....I have a secret squirrel back way to and fro downtown now. No more cluster**** Deerfoot from Douglasdale to Glenmore for me anymore. I'm happier than RickR in a porn shop. I have a secret that few others know about. I just laugh and laugh as I drive over them every day!

Listen here ya old Texan sunuvabitch....I CAN throw down like that and I WILL do it again. Only my ex husband knows the extent of my miserable bitchness...and y'all are aiming to find that our for yerselves obviously. Following me so far Tex? If not, then read a little slower - I know how you 'mercans are. And, FYI, once Devlin learns to fish instead of just walking like a friggin' pansy dog walker, then the Douglasdalians will be leading in no time at all. Clearly I need to get my ass out there and get a fishing license pronto and do something about it. And since I don't have a retarded ass, it must be a fat ass - although I am working on that. Oh ya.....here....just so you know I'm kidding . I get worried, cuz I'm not really a bad person....unless you ask my ex husband.

Douglasdale doesn't suck. You Chapparallians are Douglasdale wannabe's. You WISH your part of the river could be as good as ours. Just ask Devlin. The only thing worse than a Chapparallian is a former Texan who lives in Chapparal. By the way...I think I'm the biggest loser on the board this year - I don't even have a 2008 fishing license and the only fishing I did this year was salmon fishing in July. I suck for letting life and dogs and work and *hit get in the way of fishing this year and I am going to be the most miserable BITCH on the board this year. No more princess, so you dillholes better LOOK THE FRIG OUT. Wow...that sure sounded nasty. Yay for me.

Oooohhhhhhh....Moneypenny....!!!!! That was Tim Curry's coup de gras as far as I'm concerned. Things that scare me - only one - horror movies. Haven't watched a one since Carrie. I'm surprised I'm still living after that. I don't get what people see in them. Oh ya....the other thing that scares me is that they'll run out of wine making stuff in the world...what are those things called again?

We had, maybe, 60 kids. Good thing I've got so much left over....like that won't go to waste with the 2 male garbage cans in this house.

Ya...I don't charge much and the taxi ride won't be too costly either!

That's the spirit LE! We have one of those "flashlights" too. That gives me an idea LOL

I'm not real familiar with the hourly labour practices and laws as I practiced HR in a corporate environment but you'd have to check if the employer is bound by the federal or provincial labour regs and, depending on which apply to them, you may well be correct.

Here's me with my HR hat on (in case this is still up in the air): a. She doesn't have an employment contract so, no, she doesn't have a leg to stand on. If she had something that outlines the terms and conditions of her employment even in the broadest spectrum then at least it's something. b. If she's hourly and not salary, that gives them further empowerment to do whatever they want with her hours.

That's awesome! I'll trade you our resident skunk-that's-the-size-of-a-bermese-mountain-dog for your itty bitty porcupine!

I always count on 150. Bad weather last year = 25. This year I think it will be close to estimate if the weather holds. I live on a main street but I don't seem to get the traffic the smaller streets and cul de sacs do. That's too bad....cuz I have good candy and my dog is gonna be dressed up and sitting outside with me in the garage drinking wine (me drinking, not him) so that makes it the best Halloween house in the neighbourhood. Even better than Dave's.

Dave needs the misery of raising a girl to keep him in check. I say pink sans dink.

in my future