Hear about the fish cop and the farmboy who went fishing one day? They jump in a boat and motor out to the middle of the lake and toss out the anchor. The farmboy reaches into his tackle box pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights the fuse and throws it into the lake. The fish cop gets all pissed off and tells the farmboy he'll hafta arrest him for poachin'. Farmboy doesn't say much, just reaches into his tackle box, pulls out another stick, lights it and then tosses it into the fish cop's lap. The fish cop sits there with his mouth hangin' open when the farmboy remarks "You goin' fishin or what??"