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a 2fer; A Cambodian, a Japanese, a Korean, a Chinese, a Burmese, a Philippine, a Vietnamese, a Malaysian, and an Indonesian walked into a bar; but the bartender stopped them. "I'm sorry," he told them, "but I can't let you in without a Thai!" ============================================= A surgeon went to check on his patient, an attractive blonde, after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again, doctor?", she asked. The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the young woman. "What's the matter, doctor?" she asked. "I will be alright?" "Yes," replied the doctor, "you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils removed."

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservations who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, the man drove to the reservation, handed his certificate to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned: "This is a powerful medicine, and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say, '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than yo have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say, '1-2-3-4'," the medicine man responded, "but, when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." Eager to see if it worked, the man went home, showered, shaved, too a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3-for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition

On lakes I'll use a throat pump when the fishin' slows or is slow, 'course I'm a greedy summbuck, I'd much rather catch 2 or 3 dozen fish than 6. One thing about throat pumps... helluva lot easier on fish than cuttin' them open to see what they're feedin' on. Ain't rocket science fellas, if you're gonna use a piece of equipment, know how to use it. Like an old boy once told me, "Ya don't give yourself an enema with a fire hose, it kinda defeats the purpose"

Must be from hangin' around a natural fibres only for fly rods guy.........

Don, the 15 to 20 grand difference between a hybrid or electric car and standard economy car will buy you a piss pot of gasoline. I really question the "planet saving" ability of the electrics, the vast majority of electrical power is generated by coal, natural gas or hydro.

I've found some good deals with Big Sky in Claresholm. They seem to be rollin' the trucks out and have a reputation for good no BS deals. Talk to John Cope. They are associated with Chinook in Taber if that's more convenient for you. Probably won't help you much to mention my name, I drive a dmax now because GM was discountin' trucks 20 grand off list when I went lookin' for a new ride.

Steve's off chasin' sheep or so I heard

Cool, someone older than I am. Happy Birthday SD

See...

Howdy Mang, everyone here is great 'cept BigBowTrout and SanJuanWorm. Watch out for them two, they'll tag team ya...

Hey man post up that punt build when you get at it. I been thinkin' I'd rather build a light flyfishin' punt than buy a pontoon for lakes

Then there's guys who collect and fish vintage rods and pay 12-14 times new value...........

said the man with the wubber rash

tad bushed huh? One thing about February/March, makes you appreciate the hell outta May

I didn't know Shaughnessy Ab was miles from civilization although living there it just may seem like it

OK did some research, the LX is just the LA renamed. The design is basically unchanged. I can get a new 3.4 outta States for $470 cdn, spools @ 2 bills each. Assumin' I'm talkin outta my rectum about the 75-80% used value lets call it 2/3rds of new. That's just what an old Albertan w/a sunburnt neck who prefers click/pawls would pay for a used Islander if it ain't beat to death. Your own mileage may vary.

The IR does, haven't ponied up to know about the rest

I'd still bet that reel w/2 spare spools would bring 3 bills plus on ebay

IRs rock own a couple but I need a find a deal on a IR4 and some more spools

I assumin' you're talkin' LX reels Used LXs are bringin' $375-450 on ebay, new price in the excited states is $550 or are you talkin IRs?

Islanders, in Canada at least, are like Hardy reels, they don't deprecate much from new pricing. I wouldn't pay more than 80% of new 'mercian price

Done

http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-sp...QAdIdZ260989877

Check ebay, I picked up a NIB older model WP30 Pentax for under a hundred bucks a while ago

I'd blame Shaw, payin' for Extreme, sure as christ ain't gettin' it