Last and final update!
UPS, in it's infinite brown wisdom and +/- 35 days, decided to classify the shipment as abandoned in spite of having no record of ever trying to contact either the receiver or shipper. I'll give Brown one thing, their tracking system is very good because it was me keepin' an eye on that summbitch and contacting the shipper that we averted a disappeared rod. All is good.. I got a complete refund and I found and bought a mint still with hang tags Sage SP 690-2.
In case anyone notices.... I'm not a "latest and greatest" guy anymore. They quit buildin' SPs in '02
PS, the brokerage bill for $85.26 got here today too... efficient buggers.