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i believe it is unethical to iron a shirt with wringles
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usually far too many or not nearly enough. there is no middle ground.
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The National Parks Strike A Blow For Sanity
duanec replied to DonAndersen's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
i did not realize provincial parks had the same ban...goes to show how long it's been since i've been camping may long...too many snowstorms. although...that tends to keep the booze-fuelled sh*tstorms down to a dull roar... maybe they'll head for bc? -
One-day Golden Trout Heli Trips
duanec replied to Enigma's topic in General Chat - Fly Fishing Related
awesome summary. -
One-day Golden Trout Heli Trips
duanec replied to Enigma's topic in General Chat - Fly Fishing Related
on my wish list for sure to someday chopper in/out to one of them high lakes with appropriate refreshments and cast to some of dem dere foreigner trout. agreed the mode of transportation is a gigglefest. -
at a senior's luncheon, an elderly gent and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. since both of them were single, they decided to go fishing together the next day. the gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his drift boat and started out on their adventure. they were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gent asked the lady, 'do you want to go up or down?' all of a sudden the lady stripped off her waders and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat ! when they finished, the man was speechless, couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. hey fished for a while and continued on downstream, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. he again asked the lady, 'up or down ?' there she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. this really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. she said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the first fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'up or down ?' the woman replied, 'down.' a little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon the next fork in the river and he asked the lady, 'up or down ?' she replied, 'up.' this really confused the gentleman so he asked, 'what's the deal? yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. now today, nothing!' she replied, 'well, yesterday i wasn't wearing my hearing aid and i thought the choices were f*#k or drown'
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The Never-ending Unlimited Cake Thread
duanec replied to duanec's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
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someone i know has a live trap and a rain barrel...
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The Never-ending Unlimited Cake Thread
duanec replied to duanec's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
i, uh, got this cake. but now not sure if it's staging cake, spawning cake or what. wracked with guilt and indecision...not sure what to do. seek experts advice? maybe should just eat some cake? -
Happy Birthday Tungsten!
duanec replied to darrinhurst's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
56? whoa. well hope ya had a good one... -
awesome. great way to beat the crowded river blues.
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terry @ fishtales has the name of a guy he knows of that does repairs...i lost his name/number. i have the same sitch - few dings in the chines and some scratching etc. cosmetics aside...i have heard before that over normal wear & tear many boats don't perform quite as well if the bottom is too 'dull and scratchy' [sounds like some of my friends] with additional friction you just don't get up into that water cushion as quickly or easily, and because i row it most often when fishing with some of my dull & scratchy friends i'm considering having a fresh slick coat applied to the bottom of mine as well.
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oh the wr tap room is like a corner heaven, and the food is incredible to boot.
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Your Largest Bow River Trout/char
duanec replied to bigbowtrout's topic in General Chat - Fly Fishing Related
um...or your buddy makes an unforced netting error... -
Your Largest Bow River Trout/char
duanec replied to bigbowtrout's topic in General Chat - Fly Fishing Related
great fishporn thread, nice slabs! keep 'em comin! -
oh...and my 3 buds just showed up at my door they floated to mck this afternoon. they are, uh, a little wet and tired. better feed them some strong drink.
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one of the most dramatic thunderstorms i was ever in was in fernie bc in february. it was incredibly loud due in part to the air temp!
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thank you. that is exactly what i need.
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here's a last minute plug for my auction item...#15. below is an average lake bonavista rainbow i had help landing last june. also...they are very tasty if you wanna bonk one or 2...
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and what a brilliant expereince that used to be...haven't seen them in a while though... sorry back to the discussion about pinko lefties and banning terry
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Coulter Is A Good 'un
duanec replied to DonAndersen's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
the coulter lovefest is actually over in the sarah palin thread. -
sure looks like it...and funny thing that lake is famous for the scenes like that in the photo... i have 2 words for the intruder when that happens and they are not 'hello'.
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personally i think it's a form of stand-up comedy a la andy kaufman... there's no way anyone who is that over the top [left or right] gets taken very seriously, is there? unless they have firearms. or access codes to nuclear weapons.
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I Plain Don't Get It
duanec replied to DonAndersen's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
ummmm...right. 'cept for the better beer, and superior hockey players. j/k.