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i think i need to simplify my tying. this might be the way to go. tie one pattern and one pattern only and then call it whatever you want at any given time. then that way when someone asks what you just caught that 23incher on, you can say, a bow river leech or copper john. then watch their faces when you pull out the SJW and explain the action of the material movement in the water when you strip it in at different speeds.