Well like any research program, of course it will be underfunded so the pay will be about as good as delivering pizza's (
probably much less). But of course there are some fringe benefits that no other job can offer (at least I hope not).
As for the species terminology, unless your packing some extra gear below the belt, the options are very limited for successful copulation.
All interested applicants please PM all your favorite fishing spots and I will narrow my choices down from there......