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Who Is So God Damn Insecure And Weak ?
bigbowtrout replied to flyfishfairwx's topic in General Chat - Fly Fishing Related
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Harmonica..... Anyone..
bigbowtrout replied to Fisherwoman's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
I have a harmonica and I have the how to video but I have yet to get off my ass and giver a go. -
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bigbowtrout replied to ÜberFly's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
That is an awesome idea!!!!!! The Times and the Eagle hit every home in Cochrane on Wed of every week and they're both are a great read with a big following in town. http://www.cochraneeagle.com/index.php?act...ews&id=4898 http://www.cochranetimes.com/ -
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bigbowtrout replied to ÜberFly's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
Sometimes sending an email will work. I only sent a couple of emails about the stream bed rights issue and I got my anwser pretty quick. Good work -
> After I retired, my Joan insisted that I accompany her on her > trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I > found shopping boring and > preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, > my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife > received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. > > Dear Mrs. Carter Over the past six months, your husband has caused > quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate > this behavior and have > been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our > complaints against your husband, Mr. Merv Carter, are listed below and are > documented by our video surveillance cameras. > > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms > and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go > off at 5-minute intervals. > 3. July 5: He made a trail of > tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. > 4. July 11: Walked up to an employee and told her in an > official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused > the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from > her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing > management to lose time and costing the company money. > 5. July 14: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a > bag of M&Ms on layaway. > > 6. July 16: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign > to a carpeted area. > > 7. July 20: Set up a tent in the > camping department and told the children shoppers > he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the > bedding department to which twenty children obliged. > 8. July 23: When a clerk asked > if they could help him he began crying and screamed, > 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. > > 9. July 24: Looked right into the security camera and used it as > a mirror while he picked his nose. > > 10. July 27: While handling guns in > the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. > > 11. July 29: Darted around the store suspiciously while > loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. > > 12.July 31 In the auto department, he practiced his > 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. > > 13. August 1: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled > 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' > > 14. August 2: When an announcement came over the loud > speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed > 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least: > > 15. August 3: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited > awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in > here.' One of the clerks passed out.
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AWESOME PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bigbowtrout replied to ÜberFly's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
You could start here http://www.srd.gov.ab.ca/lands/recreation/default.aspx just click the contact botton and go from there. I have learned that with one email they will keep on forwarding it until they hit the right person so it is worth a shot. Also note the link near the bottom for the job as a Guardian ( kinda cool ) -
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bigbowtrout replied to ÜberFly's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
http://www.assembly.ab.ca/net/index.aspx?p...&rnumber=58 -
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bigbowtrout replied to ÜberFly's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
Is this the Island? http://maps.google.ca/maps?q=51.214371,-11...009624&z=17 If it is it looks like it might be high enough not to flood outright and could hold some back country outhouses. MLA Janis Tarchuk MP Blake Richards -
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bigbowtrout replied to ÜberFly's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
Call TransAlta and get the dam opened full tilt for an hour. That should wash it away. Really you should call it in for sure and maybe if you raise a big enough stink they will install some back country outhouses. -
Don't forget to bring CAKE!!!!!!!!!
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Pub Suggestions In S. Calgary
bigbowtrout replied to alan2's topic in General Chat - Not Fishing Related (NFR)
Peanuts Sports Bar in the Carriage house. The Kings Head across the street. Limerick's on Macleod Tr The Bull & Finch -
Who Is So God Damn Insecure And Weak ?
bigbowtrout replied to flyfishfairwx's topic in General Chat - Fly Fishing Related
Your Mom let me lick the spoon -
Who Is So God Damn Insecure And Weak ?
bigbowtrout replied to flyfishfairwx's topic in General Chat - Fly Fishing Related
I like cake -
Who Is So God Damn Insecure And Weak ?
bigbowtrout replied to flyfishfairwx's topic in General Chat - Fly Fishing Related
Someone was reading about what a great hike it was then saw the small print at the bottom saying it had trout and thought what the **** I have an old rod my grandpappy gave me and some lures so I'll take those and give it a go. After 10min of fishing with the wrong gear and losing it all on the bottom the uneducated dickhead packed up and went home. -
Wolfie is a smart and ethical man so he would never stoop to that level and return a rod he never purchased and for you to even suggest that is unforgivable. I would like to thank Wolfie for trying to return the area to its pristine glory and reducing his foot print and I’m glad he made it back that day and never had to set up a random camp. All kidding aside Thanks WOLFIE for picking up after those who don't give a :$*%&:
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BOOOOOOOOO hahaha awesome thanks
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You really need to teach her how to row.
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NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!
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I would just like to see all the tests from each farm to see the number of Lice each produces and if there is a cover up? Seems the spin from the folk who run the farms is that they monitor each farm and they are governed by strict rules on how many lice each adult salmon can carry. But who really is in charge of governing these fisheries? http://www2.canada.com/vancouversun/news/w...88-aa20c962b071
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I am not a big fan of the farms but is it the real reason for all the lice??? I think they don't help any but they are only on piece in this monster mess.
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