A man kills a deer, guts it, and brings it home to the family. The father and mother decide NOT to tell the kids what there going to have for supper when it comes time to eat some of the meat. The father tells his kids... it's good, but were not going to tell you what it is until you try it... and then we'll give you a clue.
so, the kids have a bite or two... and then try to guess. After several guesses they give up and one of them says..."allright... I give up... what's the clue?"
Dad says ... "well, it's something your mom calls me sometimes"
The kids spits out his bite and yells to the other "Don't eat it.... it's azzhole!"
:)