A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop!"
The Madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.
The trucker replies, "I'm not horny . . . . I'm homesick."