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Damn big bird, such an attitude lately

Brung your damn binocs too so's ya can see them little buggeredly hooks in the flat friggin' glare. Got so's I was settin' the hook on any rise within 6' of where the fly should/could be...... Maybe that why I didn't see anybody??...probably even spooked all the grizzlies outta the valley.

True dat, them friggin invasive friggin' lake fiss should be destined for culinary uses anywho, Mmmm smoked rainbow.......

God I love the fall blue wing olives, Livingstone and it's multitude of lip rippers still piss me off but I still managed to find a few hella beeg fisses without it and right in the middle of a random camper hell too. No pics, no time, there was fiss to catch

mofo!!!!

Phone them. Sage is repairing an even older broken RPL+ of mine w/no warranty for the fifty bucks plus shippin'.

So I take it Noud is the klootzak of the group? :P

No wait... he uses a different word, sorry about that

Or Rickr's fishin' dries....................................

Nice. You know what really pisses me off about steelhead? The fishin' starts pickin' up @ the same time I gotta start restockin' the bank account

How about Old Woman Fish? Like the coulee @ High River

Ya they do, the record is 13 1/2 lbs

northern pikeminnow

Yeah you're probably right but I've been on receiving end of some idiot huntin' geese w/triple ought, noisy and stings a bit

Don't know the zones but duck season is open in a large part of the Province and open province wide as of tomorrow. Lead shot falling from a couple hundred metres up will sound exactly as you described but generally lacks the energy to do any real damage. Don't ask me how I know.

Yup, an armed society can be a very polite society

Could be Brian, ain't that far below the falls and a decent hike from the obvious access, seemed to me there was some extra ornamentation to that stupid log and now it's got a goodly portion of my klinks etc. Oh yeah..... great original post Rick, love it when things come together and bounces ya of the trees when it don't but it's all good.

Sure is a different Rickr than the one I fished with... seems to be way more poetic lot less swearing nowadays, must be coming to grips with his own mortality. I did my best old Rickr impersonation Friday. Ran across a extremely picky big pig of cutty rising along side a log jam, in a friggin' cross wind in the only friggin' approach. Left over a dozen flies stuck in a 4" log and the BP refused anything that I finally did get pitched in there until I was down to a sz20 pmd and then I overset gawddamned fly. Think I heard timber poppin' afterwards.

LMAO, now that we've completely derailed poor birddog's thread, My apologizes to birddog not the rest of them smucks....

na not talkative enough

har-har hello pot my name is kettle

Haven't talked to a CO in the field for over 10 yrs. Then again I must be a mean redneck lookin' SOB that people tend to avoid if the Orvis clad light-in-their-loafers FFers I tried to talk to yesterday are any indication.

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High pucker factor country for sure! Any goats try to run you off?

What do you get when you cross a donkey with a shallot?? An ass that will bring you to tears