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Taco

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  1. God, I hate guys with talent
  2. Yah... I'd be careful about that.....if someone fell off while the vehicle was in motion..............could leave a bad skidmark -_-
  3. Well at least livestock don't write tellalls ;)
  4. Is he the guy who had a bunch of flies seized by Customs?? They thought they were real "endangered" insects with hooks somehow inserted.
  5. generally within a 20k radius of Calgary....I heard them bow river guys when they're done fishin' they like to go home and redecorate just like on TLC...must be all that estrogen that gets flushed everyday... specially prevalent on guys who like to fish downstream of the poo hole
  6. Wrong Tako Al, I'm the big dumb dutch cowboy hooftrimmer one named Taco who spends alot of time @ Hutterite Colonies and it was a bit of a surprise to me too... join TU and become a director of the Old Man Chapter all in the same evening. Oh well, it'll be fun givin' something back instead of just makin' loud noises with that mustache covered hole under my nose. Hope da hell your stayin' warm down there in Arazooma :D
  7. enough bleach and warm water to cover the handle...soak for a while then scrub with an old nail brush or tooth brush...works good ...those "special" areas you hafta figure out by yourself
  8. No sweat, you're a Tock-co... I'm a Tack-co, nothing to confuse, it's a just and noble name B)
  9. 2 engines, 4 trannies and/or transfer cases, about 6 clutches, enumerable driveshafts and ujoints and 1 '72 K5 Jimmie...... Marriages I sacrified to the Huntin' Gods
  10. Don, http://flyfishcalgary.com/board/index.php?showtopic=2795
  11. So what do Glen's fly's sound like? Something like this? http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/mechanical_sou...ipper_bag_2.wav
  12. with a 9mm?? :D
  13. Frontier justice in the right circumstances can be a good thing, we should import Granny to deal with the sumbitch who tried to abduct that little girl yesterday
  14. Too bad the cops can't bounce the wienies off a brick wall a coupla times on the way to court, probably wouldn't learn them nothin' but it would hold a certain satisfaction. Hope it all works out
  15. Hell Harry I love fishing with vintage fiberglass rods, it's my preferred way to fish small streams, it's what I learned to fish with.... but as far as I can recall no-one in the farming community I grew up in fished with bamboo..too expensive. *hit when my Old Man came to Alberta in '48 he worked for 45 bucks a mth plus board.... there was no damn way he was gonna spend close to a half a mths wage on a 'boo fishin' rod Hell the Canadian Government would only allow an immigrant to bring $100 into the country.
  16. What for? They gonna choke in the first round anyways..... all pro teams outta Kalgree choke in the first round...it's a historically proven fact :P
  17. Christ people! I thought we lived in Canada...how about some Canadian whisky...Canadian Club Limited Reserve 20 year or Forty Creek Barrel Select..... good stuff, never could find a scotch that didn't taste like a blend of iodine and turpentine...now rum.....nummmmmm rummmm
  18. A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards him. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says, as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. He agrees. They had a wonderful, wild time having hot, passionate sex, talking, having hot, passionate sex, talking some more, and having hot, passionate sex. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been sooo incredible! "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No, " she replies. ..... "You just happened to catch my eye."
  19. Yeah but I heard that truckers don't care and they don't hafta do a Saltamontes :P
  20. Don't worry Weedy, pike do that down south too. You had to watch out when fishin' during the whitefish run on the Old Man, t'weren't nothin' to have a slough shark slam into your legs while chasin' a hooked whitey.... had a tendency to make your balls climb thinkin' about all them sharp teeth.
  21. Old men and limp wrists??? Holy crap......Burrnnn Baby Burn :lol: Not sure how affordable things were back then, average Canadian wage in '49... $1.07/hr, one wage earner per household, 4-5 kids. 2007...$25/hr, 2 wage earners per household, 1-2 kids. If you look at Don's pricelist it took 2 1/2 days of work to buy even the cheapest grass Granger and 10 hrs to buy a $250 TFO plastic today. In 1954 Grizzly fiberglass blanks were selling for between .79 and 1.39 and Wright McGill's (Granger) glass fly rods were priced from $9.95 to $23.95 BTW The first commercial tubular fiberglass rods were developed in 1946 by Shakespeare using WW2 technology, Tonkin cane was banned from importation by the US in '50 and Fenwick brought out the first commercial graphite rods in 1973.
  22. Never seen any Bigfoots (or is it Bigfeet?) but I did see a sleepin' bag stacked two deep and doin' the inch worm once............does that count?????
  23. 34 huh? Isn't that old enough to know better and young enough to do it again??? :D Have a good one David
  24. Can't be an ex-wife..... they're far more in your face
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