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Taco

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  1. Funny, I fished with one for a day and really liked it but I will say it's not a very forgiving rod....tight compact very quick power stroke and double haul every time. I want one for pitchin' hoppers into a SW Ab breeze (Pincher Creek Style) BTW... who says you can't toss line with a broomstick? Click here if the movie does not play.
  2. So what just out of the shot? A fisherman or a Holstein?
  3. LMAO :P Do more explorin' in Sk, specially around the Dief and those springcreeks south of the TC.
  4. http://youtube.com/watch?v=uj2daexBhgI
  5. No thanks..........................the last one
  6. Kinda mature for 7 aintcha??
  7. Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30? Number 2 In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow'.
  8. 'K :P *hit man my tv been off for 4 days
  9. OK I understood the first part but WTF does this phrase mean????? Weedy....Help!!! Frak I'm gettin'old!!
  10. Starting this spring this will be one of the newest hotspots in Southern Alberta 49 00'43.80"N 113 27'23.49"W Curse me for a smartass, I know but the more the merrier on this one
  11. How'bout Nanaimo Bars? I'm a sucker for homemade 'naimo bars...that's why my ass is wider than my shoulders right now..been pigging out on them all durin' the Xmas holidays.
  12. Yeah he puts up with alot because she makes him banana bread
  13. Way to go Matt.....I ordered two tiddies
  14. There's no doubt it can grow some big fish... looks like I'm gonna have to learn something about stillwater FFing...lookin' forward to it. Thanks adc
  15. Yeah, those Mormons down there are all closet drinkers and/or messed up on crystal meth. If you hear banjo music, run! Wouldn't want anyone to get the Ned Beatty :P
  16. The Wife Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
  17. I've been lookin' for a shorter multi-piece 6-7-8 wt rod to use for bulltrout and maybe the occasional pike. I thin' maybe I foun'dt. http://www.sageflyfish.com/default.asp?p=139 The Largemouth is like a 9-10wt. The Smallmouth is more of a 7-8wt, this is the one I think would make a hell of a bulltrout rod for tighter places like I fish. Anybody wanna buy a next to mint Ti 906-4??????
  18. Ohhhhkayyyyy Put your hands behind your head and step away from the computer :blink:
  19. God he's aged.......must be the Holiday rush....
  20. Don't throw'em in the washin' machine with your white t-shirts else't you'll be wearin' nice pink T's...................don't ask me how I know.
  21. Matt give me a call next summer, I'll go cutty fishin' with ya if no one else will. HNY.
  22. That was filmed...what?...10yrs ago? Lotsa "secret" spots back then. *hit, hardly a soul on that most popular of southern cutthroat streams the L'stone till 2001, walked and fished every k of that river in 2000 and seen less than a 1/2 dozen FFers all summer and fall.
  23. Yeah , we wouldn't want the cops @ your door lookin' for a grow-op
  24. Tell her to use three phase next time instead of single phase household more bounce per ounce
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