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Taco

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  1. Jeez that was only one time and about 5 yrs ago, Sheeshh some people sure are jumpy!! ;) :D
  2. http://www.rodbuildersupplies.com From Van Island and excellent to deal with
  3. Jus'spoofin'ya DBT Jus'spoofin'ya forgot to add a j/k Max The Wonderdog don't go fishin with me much.... The Shop ForePerson (shewhomustbeobeyed)around here, thinks a bear might get'um. :lol:
  4. What the hell wrong with little dogs??
  5. That's the rumor.
  6. Only thing wrong with that p&s Pentax is that they don't bounce worth a damn.
  7. Works for me...... women can be picky though.
  8. Of course it's all about the fish.. the place, the people and the memories just like Clive says. http://flyfishcalgary.com/board/index.php?...&hl=circles Merry Christmas all!
  9. What? You mean like this? Click here if the movie does not play. :lol:
  10. Could be now but back in my misspent youth beer from across The Line was all 3.2 % and Lethbridge Pil was over 5% so in essence you had to drink a quarter to a third more Yankee beer to get the same amount of wobble. Source of my information was the bartenders in Sweetgrass and Babbs as in "Jesus Christ, you Canadian cowboys can drink a lot of beer" :D
  11. I wouldn't worry about it to much, nowadays 2 drinks after sundown I'm much more likely to be lookin' for a place to have nap than a place to park my clothes.
  12. What do you call a lizard that tells jokes on stage? A stand-up chameleon. Why do elephants walk on four feet? Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean.
  13. Jeez that guy's a bigger pussy than chuck
  14. Can't, details are a little fuzzy but I do remember winnin' the bet.... never bet cash with a 3/4s pissed dutch cowboy
  15. Tells us more...??????????????????????? Never ran nikkid round a campfire when under the influence but did get thrown in jail for takin' most of my clothes off in a bar in Smokey Lake. (I was drunk and there was money involved and it was a lonnnnggggg time ago)
  16. Well I'll be damned!! didn't know that and learned somethin, I have to edit that but it's still somehow fitting. :P
  17. Must be 'merican drinkin' Canadian beer although the last time I tried to drink 6 cans of that damYankee 3 point beer I did hafta pee a bunch. EDIT: changed merkin to 'merican..... would'nt want our American Guests to think they were short and curly.
  18. Going with Terry here...Gordy L
  19. Did you hear about the disaster at McGill University? A team of scientists were cloning monkeys and one of them blew up. The researchers are now trying to determine what went wrong by sifting through the Rhesus' pieces.
  20. If you crash into a Volkswagen Golf, does that make a hole in one?
  21. I'm not worthy.. I'm not worthy..Long live Birchy da King of the Pun :lol:
  22. If you're a renegade Saint (LDS) and live within 40 mile of Cardston or Creston go for it, no-one will look twice..... though I fail to see what the attraction is.. it's bad enough to have one woman bitchinatcha but in multiples?????? WTFsupwiddat???
  23. And they say flyfishing has a too narrow demographic..... that will show'em David.... You Go Girl!!! :P
  24. In honour of Birchy...... 1. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.). 2. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes. 3. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 4. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 5. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. 6. The midget fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 7. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. 8. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. 9. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 10. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  25. I'm assumin'
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