Teck71 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 They finished Michael jacksons autopsy, and found it to be poisoning. actually food poisoning. Apparently he got hold of some 10year old meat. Yes Yes I realize I am probably going to Hell but that was to funny not to post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 That's awesome....another one to add to my brother's repetoire of incredibly bad taste but terribly funny MJ jokes. I'm probably going to hell too - but honestly I feel nothing about his death the way it's being portrayed in the media. I was a fan as a teenager as much as anyone else, but the guy was a child predator, molestor and freak and that pretty much kills any amount of icon or fame he's being given now post mortem. I just don't get how people can forget all that stuff just because he was a good artist. It's a sad commentary on so many things and so many levels. So keep those jokes coming! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teck71 Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 Agreed Lynn he was a wicked man who did wicked things, and paid his way out of them. the is no remorse in me for him. the only sad thing is he croaked the same day as Farrah and over shadowed the loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teck71 Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 And his death explains the winds we saw on thursday, it was the collective sigh of relief from every little boy on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headscan Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I heard it was an allergic reaction to eating 12 year old nuts. Count me among those not shedding tears for a pederast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawgstoppah Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Not a big fan of his ever. The loss of Farah however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorpiondeathlock Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Did you hear that since MJ is 99% plastic they are melting him down to make a limited edition lego set so children can play with him for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parry Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Your both wrong......... ive heard conflicting reports that A) He choked on a small bone............ , and He died when he came home and found Macaulay Culkin in his bed Dustin p.s. im also going to hell but thats a resualt of actions long before this im just solidifying my position there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teck71 Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 Did you hear that since MJ is 99% plastic they are melting him down to make a limited edition lego set so children can play with him for a change. Now that is funny i don't care what you say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I heard it was an allergic reaction to eating 12 year old nuts. Count me among those not shedding tears for a pederast. whatsa pederast or do you mean pedofile ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayhad Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I don't understand how so many people can just turn a blind eye to his abuse he dealt out to kids..... I could care less if another pedophile died...... sorry accused pedophile, yes that one boy was able to describe his penis in detail but he must have guessed Jesus juice eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I think the saddest thing I've read about his death so far is what I read this morning. I guess the incubator of his 2 kids, Debbie Rowe, is claiming that she was inseminated with the sperm of an anonymous donor and that the kids aren't Michael's at all. She's also saying she doesn't want them nor will ever see them again. How about that for leaving a legacy - three probably messed up kids with no bloodlines to who they looked at as their father. And nobody wants them. Wow...what a great world he left behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 May this pedophile rot in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I don't understand how so many people can just turn a blind eye to his abuse he dealt out to kids..... I could care less if another pedophile died...... sorry accused pedophile, yes that one boy was able to describe his penis in detail but he must have guessed Jesus juice eh Warning, may be offensive to some. Clicky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Classic example of how bad parenting skills can screw your kids up for the rest of thier lives. As far as child molestation goes , well thats between him and god now isnt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigj Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I heard he died because he found out boyz to men wasnt a delivery service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orvisonly Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Now that is funny i don't care what you say. I suppose we shall have to disagree on that, even though you will not care. I submit that laughing and joking about the molestation of children is unfunny. I do, however, find it amazing that a broad group of people can absolutely lambaste a person for how they treat a fish, yet not one indiviudal has denounced the "jokes" that have been posted in this thread as entirely repugnant. Granted the defilement of minors is not nearly as heinous as someone using a net that is too small, placing a brown trout on dry rocks for a picture, or using bait in the Bow River. Notwithstanding, you would expect at least a modicum of outrage from this crowd at the suggestion that humour based on the defilement of minors is fine, provided you add the disclaimer, 'I'm going to hell, but..." Think about what you are saying. My apologies for breaking the forum rules regarding "Vigilante Moderating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teck71 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Coming from you orvis there is no offense taken. see I could not give a junk yard rats ass what your opinion is, so how could I take offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I suppose we shall have to disagree on that, even though you will not care. I submit that laughing and joking about the molestation of children is unfunny. I do, however, find it amazing that a broad group of people can absolutely lambaste a person for how they treat a fish, yet not one indiviudal has denounced the "jokes" that have been posted in this thread as entirely repugnant. Granted the defilement of minors is not nearly as heinous as someone using a net that is too small, placing a brown trout on dry rocks for a picture, or using bait in the Bow River. Notwithstanding, you would expect at least a modicum of outrage from this crowd at the suggestion that humour based on the defilement of minors is fine, provided you add the disclaimer, 'I'm going to hell, but..." Think about what you are saying. My apologies for breaking the forum rules regarding "Vigilante Moderating. I don't fault you Orvisonly....your pugnaciousness is highly entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LynnF Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I don't fault you Orvisonly....your pugnaciousness is highly entertaining. Found that dictionary again, did ya Dave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanJuanWorm Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 U know im edumicated eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teck71 Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 I like dave he smart, uses big words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowbuster Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i also heard that micheal wasnt gettin burried and that since he was 90% plastic that he was getting melted down and turned into lego blocks so that the kids could play with HIM for once! And it was 13 year old nuts not 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hydropsyche Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 well thats between him and god now isnt it. Amen. I, personally, hope his good outweighed his (accused) bad. Thats all we can all hope for ourselves. I don't think I would have wanted to have lived his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupremeLeader Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 MJ was acquitted in both alleged cases of child molestation. In fact, the first case was actually settled out of court; who would take money instead of seeing the man who molested their kid go to court? Maybe someone who was trying to set MJ up? I've seen some dumb comments on here....but some of these ones? It's amazing how ignorant some people are? One thing is weird though; the resemblance between Lynn and that lady that MJ had his kids with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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