The Cure

[DonAndersen]

DEPORT HER TO CANADA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

 

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

 

The old lady spent a week hunting these men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

 

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

 

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

 

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

 

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. 'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker. 'And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shooting' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one'

 

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails, Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

 

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

< B>So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, , opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.

 

Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

 

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.

 

 

DEPORT HER TO CANADA--- WE NEED HER!

[snakeman]

GREAT, just great. That is what I call justice!

edit: hmm not so great, now that I find out this is just an urban legend

[Taco]

Frontier justice in the right circumstances can be a good thing, we should import Granny to deal with the sumbitch who tried to abduct that little girl yesterday

[Taco]

with a 9mm?? :D

[Weedy1]

Hey Don when are you going to be for hire? We'll send you out to shoot us up some poachers!

 

Which leads me to ask which limb should a poacher lose? Ah the hell with it, shoot their dicks off too!

[SilverDoctor]

Good one Don. We need more stand up old gals like her.

[Lundvike]

I am a full supporter for retro active birth control for sex offenders!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

with a 9mm?? :D

 

With whatever is available.

[DonAndersen]

snakeman et al,

 

Hope this is not an urban legend. Would be great if folks like this existed

 

For sex offenders - just double it over and whale on the center with a Louisville Slugger till flat.

 

For poachers: 3 meals each day and every day of salt cod till they die.

 

catch ya'

 

 

Don

[snakeman]

Indeed, it would be great if folks like that existed, the justice system in this country is a joke.

[birchy]

haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!! Snakeman's right tho.. urban legend.

 

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

 

That's too bad!

[fisher26]

Indeed, it would be great if folks like that existed, the justice system in this country is a joke.

 

 

"Justice System" is a little bit to harsh sounding Canadian politicians prefer to call it the "crime deterrent system" (plus crime deterrent system is more politically correct and less offensive to murderers, pedophiles and drug dealers).

 

When has true Justice ever been served in our "Justice system"?

[toolman]

I think the convicted fish poachers should have to go too... "Don" school....

[Harps]

One question...

What sort of a world is it when we have to rely on 81 yr old grandma's to do the job the Police should be doing...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, my Grandma is scary... when I bit my brother she chased me around the house with her false teeth.

Maybe that would change the world for the better.

[dannyboy]

Hey all,

 

I've lived in Melbourne all my life up until September last year and I've never heard of this story before. I'm going with the urban myth theory!

 

Dannyboy

[Weedy1]

Of course, my Grandma is scary... when I bit my brother she chased me around the house with her false teeth.

 

That's just sick. Did it scar you for life?

[Harps]

Nightmares of clicking teeth chasing me through dark hallways....