Weedy1

Latest I heard is Ralphie is going to join Sheila Copps as the new Herbal Magic spokesperson. Maybe he'll get his name on some aromatherapy candles and essentail oils.........

Yah but a guy would then have to learn a second language, maybe Spanish too.. This house looks nice. $444,000, about what mines worth in Edmonton. Makes me want to puke... and you can write your payments off in the States.. http://www.viprealtyinfo.com/featured-listings.php

Suncor is apparantly down 6% since the announcement. (54 minutes)

Well it all sounds like doom and gloom. Time to pack up and move to Texas.

I'm in...

30 acre lake, 30 ft deep, aerated, 2500 rainbows in 2005, 300 this year. I thought about it but just couldn't seem to come up with an extra 800 grand. I did talk to the owner. He built a road through to an island and across to the other side. He put culverts in so the fish could swim back and forth. There is camping on the island. Listing: http://www.darcypowlik.com/listings/listingdetail.cfm?id=352 Google Earth (zoom in 3 to 4 times to see island) http://maps.google.com/maps?t=k&ie=UTF...014462&z=16

A wife, kid and a dog.

If you can see the stars 500 billion light years away with your naked eye in daytime and hear a pin drop on the moon then get the monster cables otherwise don't waste your money. By a Sage instead.

I was going to mention that but I didn't think it would be in good taste to insult any Calgarians.

Hey if this guy can run California I'm sure Colbert could easily run the world.

I feel for you Glenbow, it must be lonely being at the bottom! Now back to Rickr's self absorption...........

My apologies Wayner, I am deeply sorry about interrupting your thread on self-absorption. I will get this thread back on track for you. Again, my deepest apologies. Your skill as a hockey player is immeasurable. This is apparent by the fact you took out the women early in the event and then proceeded to thump the inebriated men later on. You obviously need not strive in life to reach your goals as they come naturally. You are the epitome of a man. I too, if I were you, would want to spend the rest of my life with myself. To know yourself, you must love yourself, for it is only when you are filled with love that you can share this gift with the world, which you have done so pleasantly within this thread. Your #1 Fan, Weedy

Me weaken? You've got to be kidding. Actually Phtobucket didn't "approve" of that image and zapped it. The image disappearing in no way had to do with the **kicking Edmonton received last night from Calgary. (Or BC since we're on the topic!) Don't you all just love "The City Of Champions".

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We all need a few of these in our homes. http://www.fishnflush.com/

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen" he replies. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you'll forget it." He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says - "Where's my toast?"

I recall hearing that profits in the oil sands have been on downward trend for the last several quarters. If this is true, and assuming the companies did not know of the royalty review, I cannot see this as being a very "intelligent" time to be popping this upon the companies that drive this province. Have the profits been spiraling? Anyone?

A guy was sitting at the Super Bowl in the very best seat available. The guy on his left noticed there was an empty seat next to him and said, "Can you believe someone actually paid for that seat and didn't come to the game?" The fellow next to him replied, "Actually that's my wife's seat...we bought these tickets months ago. Unfortunately, my wife passed away so I came alone." "I'm sorry to hear that, but why didn't you give the ticket to a family member or friend?" "Oh, they're all at the funeral."

Ice racing Dave. That's where the fun begins!

So I bought a new net and gave it a try. The net is 68” at full length with a large enough opening to measure 40” fish, even has a built in scale that is reasonably accurate. The net seemed manageable until I go to land the first fish. I put the net in the water to scoop a fish and realize with the large basket it's like trying to move around a 4*8 sheet of plywood in a tornado. Sure it reaches the fish alright but I can barely lift the damn thing out of the water. The hell with it, I'm just going to use a baseball bat from now on. My family hates fish but they'll just hve to get used to it!

Ya sure. You have a girlfriend?

Everyone run! Run for the hills! He found us! He's back!!!! Everyone hide! Pretend you're not here!

WTF was that. You doing crack and surfin youtube again Esleech ?

Any time Rickr - I don't do ice though.

(Actually I'm not much taller and shrinking every day.)