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  1. The Wife Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
  2. I've been lookin' for a shorter multi-piece 6-7-8 wt rod to use for bulltrout and maybe the occasional pike. I thin' maybe I foun'dt. http://www.sageflyfish.com/default.asp?p=139 The Largemouth is like a 9-10wt. The Smallmouth is more of a 7-8wt, this is the one I think would make a hell of a bulltrout rod for tighter places like I fish. Anybody wanna buy a next to mint Ti 906-4??????
  3. Ohhhhkayyyyy Put your hands behind your head and step away from the computer :blink:
  4. God he's aged.......must be the Holiday rush....
  5. Don't throw'em in the washin' machine with your white t-shirts else't you'll be wearin' nice pink T's...................don't ask me how I know.
  6. Matt give me a call next summer, I'll go cutty fishin' with ya if no one else will. HNY.
  7. That was filmed...what?...10yrs ago? Lotsa "secret" spots back then. *hit, hardly a soul on that most popular of southern cutthroat streams the L'stone till 2001, walked and fished every k of that river in 2000 and seen less than a 1/2 dozen FFers all summer and fall.
  8. Yeah , we wouldn't want the cops @ your door lookin' for a grow-op
  9. Tell her to use three phase next time instead of single phase household more bounce per ounce
  10. Jeez that was only one time and about 5 yrs ago, Sheeshh some people sure are jumpy!! ;) :D
  11. http://www.rodbuildersupplies.com From Van Island and excellent to deal with
  12. Jus'spoofin'ya DBT Jus'spoofin'ya forgot to add a j/k Max The Wonderdog don't go fishin with me much.... The Shop ForePerson (shewhomustbeobeyed)around here, thinks a bear might get'um. :lol:
  13. What the hell wrong with little dogs??
  14. That's the rumor.
  15. Only thing wrong with that p&s Pentax is that they don't bounce worth a damn.
  16. Works for me...... women can be picky though.
  17. Of course it's all about the fish.. the place, the people and the memories just like Clive says. http://flyfishcalgary.com/board/index.php?...&hl=circles Merry Christmas all!
  18. What? You mean like this? Click here if the movie does not play. :lol:
  19. Could be now but back in my misspent youth beer from across The Line was all 3.2 % and Lethbridge Pil was over 5% so in essence you had to drink a quarter to a third more Yankee beer to get the same amount of wobble. Source of my information was the bartenders in Sweetgrass and Babbs as in "Jesus Christ, you Canadian cowboys can drink a lot of beer" :D
  20. I wouldn't worry about it to much, nowadays 2 drinks after sundown I'm much more likely to be lookin' for a place to have nap than a place to park my clothes.
  21. What do you call a lizard that tells jokes on stage? A stand-up chameleon. Why do elephants walk on four feet? Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean.
  22. Jeez that guy's a bigger pussy than chuck
  23. Can't, details are a little fuzzy but I do remember winnin' the bet.... never bet cash with a 3/4s pissed dutch cowboy
  24. Tells us more...??????????????????????? Never ran nikkid round a campfire when under the influence but did get thrown in jail for takin' most of my clothes off in a bar in Smokey Lake. (I was drunk and there was money involved and it was a lonnnnggggg time ago)
  25. Well I'll be damned!! didn't know that and learned somethin, I have to edit that but it's still somehow fitting. :P
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