SanJuanWorm Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Ok so we're both expecting babies. His is due May 3rd Mine due Apr 25th Guess the sex and the actual date and we'll see if fly fusion can donate a prize to whomever is closest. Darren will donate a Rangley Streamer (Red Streak) to the closest to his. By the way, none of us know the sex of the babies. and GOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!! Quote
bcubed Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Darren - May 1st, Male Dave - April 23rd, Male Quote
SanJuanWorm Posted April 1, 2009 Author Posted April 1, 2009 I'm guessing April 18th and boy for me May 5th and Girl for him. And i'll take your streamer too. Quote
admin Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Based on the videos Dave has been sending me, I'll guess he's having a hermaphrodite on the 24th of April. JK Dave - April 27 - Girl Darren - April 24 - Boy Quote
cheeler Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Dave - April 19 - Boy Darren - April 22 - Girl Quote
Weedy1 Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Ok so were both expecting babies. His is due May 3rd Mine due Apr 25th Huh? You're expecting babies? Sure....... You guys been talkin with this? Dave's girlfriend - April 21 - Boy Darren's wife - May 3 - Girl Quote
birchy Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Darren - April 27 and boy.. Dave - May 2 and girl Quote
darrinhurst Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Darren May 5th - Girl Dave April 23rd - Girl Quote
loyaleddie Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Darren May 8 boy Dave May 1 boy and african canadian Quote
bigbowtrout Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Darren - April 29, Male Dave - April 20, Female Quote
reevesr1 Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Darren-May 5-Boy Dave-April 30, girl (I can't imagine Dave has enough testosterone to conceive a male child) Quote
LynnF Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 I need a few questions answered first before I guess: 1. Have either of the ladies dropped yet? And, if so, when. 2. Have either had Braxton Hicks yet? If so, when did they start 3. Have either lost their mucous plug? (don't be all grossed out and indignant - you all know what it is) 4. Have either started doing an amazing amount of cleaning and/or baking and asking for sex on a more frequent basis (this is called nesting in case you didn't know). 5. Is your nursery ready? 6. Do you have a bag packed? 7. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being "very f**king"....how freaked out are you? I think that should do it for now. Honest answers to these questions will help me win this contest hands down. Quote
admin Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 1. Have either of the ladies dropped yet? And, if so, when. Ya, she is clumbsy as hell the last few weeks, she's been tripping on every sidewalk crack she crosses. We had a date night last week and I tried to be romantic and carry into the house, but again, she dropped from my arms rather quickly. 2. Have either had Braxton Hicks yet? If so, when did they start Are you insulting me? I aint no hick. 3. Have either lost their mucous plug? (don't be all grossed out and indignant - you all know what it is) What? We haven't bought one of those yet. I guess I should start looking for a deal on one though. How important are they and what is it for? 4. Have either started doing an amazing amount of cleaning and/or baking and asking for sex on a more frequent basis (this is called nesting in case you didn't know). Yup, she still does exactly as I say. 5. Is your nursery ready? Yes, I've been collecting newspappers for a couple months to lay down in the box we'll be keeping it. 6. Do you have a bag packed? No, I decided to stay after the Baby arrives. I'll just sleep in the spare room for a while until thing quiet down. 7. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being "very f**king"....how freaked out are you? 10 Quote
admin Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 1. Have either of the ladies dropped yet? And, if so, when. - Yes 2. Have either had Braxton Hicks yet? If so, when did they start - No 3. Have either lost their mucous plug? (don't be all grossed out and indignant - you all know what it is) - No 4. Have either started doing an amazing amount of cleaning and/or baking and asking for sex on a more frequent basis (this is called nesting in case you didn't know). - This is normal, more baking though. 5. Is your nursery ready? - Yes 6. Do you have a bag packed? - No 7. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being "very f**king"....how freaked out are you? - Still a 10 Quote
SanJuanWorm Posted April 3, 2009 Author Posted April 3, 2009 I need a few questions answered first before I guess: 1. Have either of the ladies dropped yet? And, if so, when. 2. Have either had Braxton Hicks yet? If so, when did they start 3. Have either lost their mucous plug? (don't be all grossed out and indignant - you all know what it is) 4. Have either started doing an amazing amount of cleaning and/or baking and asking for sex on a more frequent basis (this is called nesting in case you didn't know). 5. Is your nursery ready? 6. Do you have a bag packed? 7. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being "very f**king"....how freaked out are you? I think that should do it for now. Honest answers to these questions will help me win this contest hands down. 1. No 2. Yes on monday 3. No 4. No 5. Yes 6. Yes 7. 0 Quote
LynnF Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 OK...this much I know: Dave is lying and he has no idea what is about to happen to him. Darren is cool as a cucumber and still has his sense of humour which means he got regular sex throughout the pregnancy. Therefore, my prediction is thus (just give me my prize now and let's do away with all the formalities): Dave: a baby with no penis, just like her daddy. I've seen his lovely girlfriend's belly - it's a girl fer sure. I'm gonna say April 22nd. April 18th is a good day though - that's my son's birthday - we could have fun future birthday parties together. Darren: I have also seen his wife's tummy and I say girl as well. But she's gonna be more laid back and cajjjjj like her dad and come out on her own sweet time - I say May 8th. Both ladies are very lovely and uber-pregnant cute. You won't get this unless your a woman or a dad-to-be. Quote
SanJuanWorm Posted April 3, 2009 Author Posted April 3, 2009 When did you see her belly? You stalkin my house? Quote
LynnF Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 When did you see her belly? You stalkin my house? Ummmm...Jamaica pictures. I only stalk on Facebook....I am very private about my stalking activities. Quote
LynnF Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 I love you guys!!!! I'm going to make you both cheesecake. Quote
Teck71 Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Dave: Girl April 19 Darren Boy may 5 june 2027 Dave purchases shotgun and welcomes Darrens son to the family the hillbilly way. March 20 2028 the next generation of this thread starts again. Quote
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