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Oh come on....it's not even anywhere close to the line compared to what's gone on in here already. Just remember...the ones who protest the most are the ones who secretly like it. That's the way it works in this thread.

 

P.S. I didn't just post this cuz I had nothing better to do between assembling Board binders today. This is case in point of why I'm really starting to hate Facebook - I got this video FROM A GUY. I absolutely DETEST the crap that people send me on a daily basis. I DO NOT want any more good luck or good morning fairies on my page. Quit hugging me, poking me and giving me beer at 8:00 in the morning. Unless it's naked or a cowboy, I don't want to see it. Some people need to grow up. Sheesh.

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Deck 1 - 300 metre salt water surf casting pool + naked chicks and beer everywhere.

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Deck 2 - 800 metre simulated spring fed creek meandering through 4 different climatic zones + naked chicks and beer everywhere.

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Deck 3 - Original House of Hardy (moved piece by piece from England) + naked chicks and beer everywhere.

 

Deck 4 - Marijuana grow operation (hey ya gotta pay the bills somehow) + naked chicks and beer everywhere.

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Deck 5 - African Safari deck. Bag yourself a predator; lions, cheetahs, hyenas and leopards for the taking. Elephant in season.

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Deck 6 - Tropical rain forest with 230 different species of fish for the taking + naked chicks and beer everywhere.

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Upper Deck - Tiger woods, what a loser, built the golf course to distract the cool guys...don't need pirates on board if ya know what I mean.

 

Of course the ship is completely coal fired.

 

Any other stupid questions guide boy?

 

 

:captn:: Captain Weedy, there's a big problem on Deck 5!!!

Where the hell's the nekkid chicks & beer???

I bet nobody goes to deck 5... :thumbdown:

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**** it, lets toss Captian Weedy off his boat and take it over for ourselves, SURVIVAL OF THE STRONGEST!

If you were on the ship, instead of crack, you may be able to do that.

Fortunately for you you're not as it would be necessary to have one of the girls kick your ass, and besides, I don't like their hair getting messy.

 

By the way what you speak of is piracy. The only kind of piracy your going to be doing in the near future is your gay porn piracy.

 

Captain Weedy out...

:captn::

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Hey weedy,

I still know some people in the submarine service. I can probably get one to "escort" your fine vessel if you wish. All they would ask for would be a bit of shore leave, or in this case ship leave, from time to time. I can almost guarantee deck 5 won't see much action however. If asked nicely, I'm sure they would leave Mrs. Woods alone.

 

I assure you they can keep away unwanted elements, like crackheads and pirates.

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If you were on the ship, instead of crack, you may be able to do that.

Fortunately for you you're not as it would be necessary to have one of the girls kick your ass, and besides, I don't like their hair getting messy.

 

By the way what you speak of is piracy. The only kind of piracy your going to be doing in the near future is your gay porn piracy.

 

Captain Weedy out...

:captn::

 

Hahahahaha

 

Weedy you think I am that small and puniy and weak, ahahahahahahaha, the Art of War says that the ultimate victor is the one that makes their opponents think they are weak and when the right opportunity presents it self they attack and severs the head from the cobra.

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Hahahahaha

 

Weedy you think I am that small and puniy and weak, ahahahahahahaha, the Art of War says that the ultimate victor is the one that makes their opponents think they are weak and when the right opportunity presents it self they attack and severs the head from the cobra.

 

So let me get this right. You want the naked chicks to cut your penis off?

 

Kinky....

 

Captain Weedy out...

:captn::

 

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Thanks Gil....you've taken the place in my heart I used to hold dear for my secret love SJW. By the way....I like cash or jewellery - either of those would be suitable as an award :rulzz:

 

And, Rick, I think Tiana would be in the pro side of cutting off penises. In a way, all us women are.

 

Anyways...back to the adventures of Captain Weedy. He deserves an award for how hard he made me laugh on the last page.

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