Taco Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 Can anyone tell me what the polygamy laws are here in Canada? I'm suddenly curious. If you're a renegade Saint (LDS) and live within 40 mile of Cardston or Creston go for it, no-one will look twice..... though I fail to see what the attraction is.. it's bad enough to have one woman bitchinatcha but in multiples?????? WTFsupwiddat??? Quote
bigalcal Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 All the fly fishing babes fish Frenchman's Creek. You will see them all there!! That's where they took the pics for the "Babes in Waders" calendar. Quote
birchy Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 If you're a renegade Saint (LDS) and live within 40 mile of Cardston or Creston go for it, no-one will look twice..... though I fail to see what the attraction is.. it's bad enough to have one woman bitchinatcha but in multiples?????? WTFsupwiddat??? LOL. Amen. Quote
ladystrange Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 Can anyone tell me what the polygamy laws are here in Canada? I'm suddenly curious. not what they are in Utah... She makes a good apple pie. **** yes**** from scratch pastry and all Ties her own flies. **** obvioulsy**** Takes her own fish off the hook. **** of course**** Rides motorcycles. **** have my own helmet, gloves and jacket, willing to learn**** Knows what "goin out with the boys" means. **** strippers and beer - have fun, or better yet, can i come?*** Makes good cash. ***** +/- $50,000 **** Keeps a good home. ****have a house keeper**** Lets me drive her porsche. **** sorry i only have a blazer, have at 'er yes i can cook, very well, no i dont clean the damn house, if you want a maid, hire one, 'cause i'll be fishing, not cleaning. i will do my own laundry and dust. cook - love to cook, just hate doing it for 2 people. my list - able to understand i need my own space ok with me going fishing and/or camping by myself or with my other guy friends and know that i won't be sleeping with them, even if there is the occational drink induced nudity episode by the camp fire can cook because be damned if i'm going to do it all the time able to do his only laundry (long story) can keep track of his own finances but able to share the bills not a shred of controlling nature likes dancing, fishing, hunting, camping, good food, good wine/scotch, good cigars, loves to travel lean good hygine and short nails Quote
Taco Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 even if there is the occasional drink induced nudity episode by the camp fire Tells us more...??????????????????????? Never ran nikkid round a campfire when under the influence but did get thrown in jail for takin' most of my clothes off in a bar in Smokey Lake. (I was drunk and there was money involved and it was a lonnnnggggg time ago) Quote
adc Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 Tells us more...??????????????????????? Never ran nikkid round a campfire when under the influence but did get thrown in jail for takin' most of my clothes off in a bar in Smokey Lake. (I was drunk and there was money involved and it was a lonnnnggggg time ago) Tell us more!! Quote
maxwell Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 All the fly fishing babes fish Frenchman's Creek. You will see them all there!! That's where they took the pics for the "Babes in Waders" calendar. lmao that ones good Quote
Taco Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 Tell us more!! Can't, details are a little fuzzy but I do remember winnin' the bet.... never bet cash with a 3/4s pissed dutch cowboy Quote
EdB Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 not what they are in Utah... She makes a good apple pie. **** yes**** from scratch pastry and all Ties her own flies. **** obvioulsy**** Takes her own fish off the hook. **** of course**** Rides motorcycles. **** have my own helmet, gloves and jacket, willing to learn**** Knows what "goin out with the boys" means. **** strippers and beer - have fun, or better yet, can i come?*** Makes good cash. ***** +/- $50,000 **** Keeps a good home. ****have a house keeper**** Lets me drive her porsche. **** sorry i only have a blazer, have at 'er yes i can cook, very well, no i dont clean the damn house, if you want a maid, hire one, 'cause i'll be fishing, not cleaning. i will do my own laundry and dust. cook - love to cook, just hate doing it for 2 people. my list - able to understand i need my own space ok with me going fishing and/or camping by myself or with my other guy friends and know that i won't be sleeping with them, even if there is the occational drink induced nudity episode by the camp fire can cook because be damned if i'm going to do it all the time able to do his only laundry (long story) can keep track of his own finances but able to share the bills not a shred of controlling nature likes dancing, fishing, hunting, camping, good food, good wine/scotch, good cigars, loves to travel lean good hygine and short nails How is it that you are still single Lady? Quote
Guest Sundancefisher Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 not what they are in Utah... She makes a good apple pie. **** yes**** from scratch pastry and all Ties her own flies. **** obvioulsy**** Takes her own fish off the hook. **** of course**** Rides motorcycles. **** have my own helmet, gloves and jacket, willing to learn**** Knows what "goin out with the boys" means. **** strippers and beer - have fun, or better yet, can i come?*** Makes good cash. ***** +/- $50,000 **** Keeps a good home. ****have a house keeper**** Lets me drive her porsche. **** sorry i only have a blazer, have at 'er yes i can cook, very well, no i dont clean the damn house, if you want a maid, hire one, 'cause i'll be fishing, not cleaning. i will do my own laundry and dust. cook - love to cook, just hate doing it for 2 people. my list - able to understand i need my own space ok with me going fishing and/or camping by myself or with my other guy friends and know that i won't be sleeping with them, even if there is the occational drink induced nudity episode by the camp fire can cook because be damned if i'm going to do it all the time able to do his only laundry (long story) can keep track of his own finances but able to share the bills not a shred of controlling nature likes dancing, fishing, hunting, camping, good food, good wine/scotch, good cigars, loves to travel lean good hygine and short nails I think Telus just got over loaded with guys from the board trying to either get a date or if married trying to find you one. Married guys can only live vicariously now and I suspect you are going to make some guy very happy and also extremely perplexed... This has got to be the best thread yet in a while. I lover rickr's comment above...very witty... Cheers Sun Quote
bulltrout Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 i am suddenly getting deja vu of the dating game......... Quote
reevesr1 Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 If you're a renegade Saint (LDS) and live within 40 mile of Cardston or Creston go for it, no-one will look twice..... though I fail to see what the attraction is.. it's bad enough to have one woman bitchinatcha but in multiples?????? WTFsupwiddat??? Taco, She likes to fish AND has a Porsche that she will let me drive (maybe). What's not to understand? But now LS is in the mix. Gets naked by the fire, likes peeler bars, and she likes to fish too. LS, any chance of you getting a Porsche? The only problem is, frankly, me. I don't think a married 47 yr old is really on these nice young ladies radar. But a feller can dream! Sun, I like the thread too! Quote
SanJuanWorm Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 Oh and the last requirement She has to be one hell of a nymph'r. Quote
bigbowtrout Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 Oh and the last requirement She has to be one hell of a nymph'r. And from I have been told Dave if she's with you she needs to be good with a minnow as well Quote
ladystrange Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 sorry rickr, not likely that i am going to get a porsche. i'd rather spend money on fishing stuff and travelling than on a car. i have an age range of max 12 years older than me haha troutslayer, i have no idea why i'm still single, except that i'm kind of picky. the one person i am interested, isnt interested in me. so what's a girl to do??? i'm working on the nymphing thing, just started this year, in the past i have been more of a dry fly and streamer girl. so i went and bought a dvd on nymphing techniques (we are still talking about fishing, right?) i hate clothing, add a little bit of alcohol and damn it, wouldnt ya know... the clothes just come off. but i've told this story before. LOL besides in the summer i fish nearly nekkid. i have to watch that i dont flash people. Quote
EdB Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 Hey ahhh, LS you said you were coming to the camping trip right. Maybe an issue for ya there. Summer, campfire, alchohol, fishing. You sure you still want to come? Quess we will have to make it a no cameras allowed weekend. I think so long as nobody bets Taco money to do some naked fire walking we should be ok. Quote
ladystrange Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 of course i'm coming camping this summer. i wouldnt miss it for the world. LOL. meh, bring the cameras. that would be humourous. and i think we should bet taco a few beer for nekkid fire walking. why not, sounds like fun tee-hee we'll drink and be merry Quote
Taco Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 I wouldn't worry about it to much, nowadays 2 drinks after sundown I'm much more likely to be lookin' for a place to have nap than a place to park my clothes. Quote
Hawgstoppah Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 Taco. We can fix that. Get y'all a coat hangar again with that lil' purple pill... Quote
LynnF Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 I wouldn't worry about it to much, nowadays 2 drinks after sundown I'm much more likely to be lookin' for a place to have nap than a place to park my clothes. Wow.....what a lively thread Taco....you and me both. Maybe they should set up a portable nursing home for you, Me and Mike. Oh...and Clive and Al if they show up Quote
bigalcal Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 Wow.....what a lively thread Taco....you and me both. Maybe they should set up a portable nursing home for you, Me and Mike. Oh...and Clive and Al if they show up Must be a different Al...That's when I get started!! Quote
Taco Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 Taco. We can fix that. Get y'all a coat hangar again with that lil' purple pill... What? You mean like this? Click here if the movie does not play. :lol: Quote
Hawgstoppah Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 rofl. well if the purple shirt can get ya jazzed up there Taco... go for it. I was talkin bout something a lil more ehhmm... potent shall we say? Quote
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